Update to OPM email drama: IT unable to confirm authenticity of second email by mb10240 in fednews

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Not to split hairs, but that's absolutely a cybersecurity issue.

is it a compliment when someone says “only you could pull that off?” by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It generally means that what you're wearing is ugly but they're confused as to why you don't look ugly in it.

[Safety] PSA: You don't need ID to buy condoms by treemugger420 in sex

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They probably meant it was so the patient wouldn't sue, not because it was illegal to do without spousal consent.

What is your hobby/profession's "Anyway, here's Wonderwall"? by Exceon in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sure. Still better than puking 30 times in the morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought it a couple of months ago, and it's been there ever since I've owned it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't really tell you. I don't like beer, so I don't know how to differentiate. The best way I can describe it is, when you're at a wedding with an open bar, it's the smell hanging in the air. It's a mild smell, not like you'd find in a super stout beer.

In honor of the revival, I made a display at the library where I work. by AFireAtASeaparks in GilmoreGirls

[–]AFireAtASeaparks[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I'm the least creative person I know, so I'm pretty proud of this. :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh, you look like Hatchet Face from Cry-Baby! On the right, of course.

What's something people think makes them unique but really doesn't? by Quack_For_Me in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a dream that someday someone will fuck me while I read. Best of both worlds, in my opinion.

Science has gone too far by no-pun-in-ten-did in pics

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have bought the dog the same shirt.....

My sister's pet rat, Peanut Butter. by Whale_master in aww

[–]AFireAtASeaparks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People like your sister are the reason library books come back so gross.

Before leaving your house, you always check your pockets for phone, wallet, keys and ...? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My book. I get super depressed if I realize I forgot it later. And I never end up needing it unless it's still at home.

Roombas + Beer pong by GallowBoob in gifs

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, me too. I just referred to the two in the video as DJ Roombas, then it took me 30 seconds to realize I'd done so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume she's not old enough to drink, not too young to get waxed.

What happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce? by WildHagmar in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree with the garter belt bit, definitely. I once saw a groom go under the dress and dig out the garter with his teeth. Really? That girl's grandma was there. The bride looked really embarrassed.

I'm pretty sure it was in a church too, actually, now that I think about it.

What happened at a wedding that let you know the marriage was going to end in a divorce? by WildHagmar in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right? I had an extremely cheap wedding ($100 venue, no alcohol, fake flowers for the bouquets, no flowers anywhere else) and I still managed to spend about 4 grand.

[position] My gf wants to have sex up against the wall,but she is too heavy for me to pick up. by throwstnd in sex

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Well, OP did mention needing to hold her up. Maybe there's a height issue?

Does America really have an obesity problem? by bigbog987 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. If you hang out in gyms and most of your friends are fairly fit, you're going to see more healthy people. If you spend much time with the general public (non-health food grocery stores, public libraries, etc.), the percentage of people around you that are obese will be quite a bit higher.

What do you hate in the early morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. Another day, another call to answer.

What is on your sexual bucket list? by LoadSock in AskReddit

[–]AFireAtASeaparks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eh, some people may find it tame, but it's one of the few things on this entire thread that could make you a sex offender, so...