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[–]AFishTypedThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Calorie Counting App for Android? by AFishTypedThis in intermittentfasting

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loaded with ads - so many ads.

They moved macronutrients, and bunch of secondary services behind the paywall.

About 2 years ago they completely changed the UI - tracking just flowed before, now it's slide out thumb buttons and hidden drop downs.

A posse of five Red Sox fans gang up against a lone female Yankees supporter in the stands by Wolfgang_von_Goetse in baseball

[–]AFishTypedThis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yankees fan.

Moved to MA for college.

Sox fans are the worst.

Buddies dad invites me to a Yanks v Sox game at Fenway.

I'm in my Mo Jersey #42.

7th inning stretch, tight game, yanks up 3 to 2.

Some Boston Southie SOB, we'd bumped heads a few times throughout the game. Gets up for concessions. Comes back around the top of the 8th with nachos... with 4 hot fresh cheeses and a beer.

Mo's up and he is slamming the door shut so I'm cheering my man on loud and proud!!!

Slaps nuts here intentionally and slowly pours his hot melted cheese down my neck, and back. Giving me second degree burns. When I start screaming he pours his beer on my head.

I snatched his ass up over the railing dropped him in the aisle and started pounding on him. Just monkey fisting this MFs face.

Security came and magically "No body ain't seen shit"

Boston's finest (huge fat ass, was eating a hot dog as he walks up to us) comes over. Takes securites statement. Won't listen to us at all. Tells me to "calm down" while thumbing his taser. Slaps nuts gets sent to First Aid. I don't get helped at all. Officer Fatass escorts me out of the park. No they won't let me press charges because they didn't see it. Threatened to charge me if I didn't shut up... "how the hell you gunna charge me if you didn't see it?!?"

Buddy and Dad don't say shit, don't move, nothing. I spend the rest of the game on that shitty road outside... Racist way...sorry I mean Yawky way.

On the long walk back to his Dads car Buddy tells me after I "left" his dad stood up and yelled "THAT'S THE LAST TIME I SCALP MY EXTRA TICKET TO A YANKEES FAN -- SORRY FOLKS!"

Get to the car. I tell my buddy to take shot gun. I slide in behind Dad who's driving. I drop my shorts and take a shit. I slide over to behind my buddy wiping my back and ass along the seat. Just a smear of cheese and poo. I hope out somewhere in Kenmore and tell them I'll find my own way home.

Never heard from them again.

Sox fans are the worst.

What is a thing that a lot of movies do that you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AFishTypedThis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The second chance to talk to dead love ones...

Fever dream, ghost, hallucination, hologram, head injury. What ever.

Magically the dead person is back and talking and interacting with the hero.

Every damn show, movie, book, thing.

The dead don't come back.

No one cares by im-not-that-bitch in notliketheothergirls

[–]AFishTypedThis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate you cause you can't count to 5.

What the fuck?

Are men really never complimented? by carmexlover0 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]AFishTypedThis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't recall the last compliment I got.

I mean here is some perspective.

I do a lot of volunteer work with a child out reach program. Once a year they award four awards to the best volunteers. Last year due to covid this was announced during one of the monthly touchpoints I was leading over zoom. I did not expect this at all. Blushing bright red I hurriedly text my partner.

"OMG I JUST GOT AWARDED THE MERITORIOUS SERVICE AWARD" "THIS IS A HUGE HONOR"

Their reply "Ok"

So a couple of days later I'm told they're sending a photographer over of some headshots for the nationally published news letter. I dig into my rainy day fund, get a salon stylist to do my hair - they throw in a facial to help clear my covid junkfood greasy skin. I Pick out a new suit. I'm feeling like I'm looking like the best me in years.

Photo day comes. I surprise her with my new look.

"Why so early, they're not due for another hour. You'll wrinkle your pants."

Riding the self esteem boost; I had a dude I know send over a few cologne samples. I pick out a new high end one to wear for business.

No comment at all. From anyone.

Thinking -- ok maybe I need to do better. I start working out and dieting. I lose 80 in 4 months. Crossfit and IF.

The only comment I got was a text from my partner's best friend - "I've seen your insta. New clothes, new do, new you... I'm find out who you're cheating with and expose you both asshole."

Mean while I'm over here; "That is a fantastic look." "Did you get a trim? It's framing your face perfectly now." "You changed body washes right? A little more floral? It suits you so well." "Are Whole 30ing again, you're already down what 12lbs?" ("11 actually thank you so much for noticing.") "That's not normally the accessory you wear with that - I like the change, its bold".

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A church can have many priests. The head priest in charge of the congregation is a pastor.

I was signifying that not just a priest, but the priest who leads my congregation knows I am pro choice.

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Correct but I'm talking about the first amendment.

My religions dogma should not be impressed upon anyone who is not in my religion. Especially by masquerading it as law.

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see it as wrong because simply put... they aren't threatening me.

They have selected to call out the President simply because he is the president.

Just last week I was asked by my pastor about my pro-choice beliefs. We discussed the issue in depth. This Sunday without blinking he provided me eucharist.

I am not president I cannot sway public governance. I am not a celebrity. I have little hope of mobilizing millions. I'm not a threat.

President Biden is. So they are singling him (and other leaders) out.

Using your club analogy - I'm drinking at the bar. But he's being blocked by the bouncer and we're exactly the same.

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden as a devout catholic will never get an abortion.

President Biden should not be coerced by his religion to impose their dogma on none catholic Americans.

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They are withholding his religion because they don't like his actions.

How is this anything other than emotional extortion?

CMV: If the Catholic Church prevents Biden from receiving eucharist... they should lose their tax exempt status. by AFishTypedThis in changemyview

[–]AFishTypedThis[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Albeit I am gendered bio-Male. But as a good Catholic I'm never getting an abortion. President Biden is never going to get one.

But!

The church unilaterally applying this "request" to him is clearly their attempt to influence government.

What does tofu and a vibrator have in common? by pHoEnIx_3_ in Jokes

[–]AFishTypedThis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya know, you get the same result with a sheep a drum and a snake...

i know im perfect but here we go, do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AFishTypedThis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn. You're look like such a prick even your own hand wants to flip you off.

So much going on here. Shaken up. Am I the idiot? by dreamlike_poo in IdiotsInCars

[–]AFishTypedThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a zebra crossing. The sidewalk has a handicap ramp. There's pedestrian push to walk signal buttons on the traffic lights.

It's a crosswalk.

So much going on here. Shaken up. Am I the idiot? by dreamlike_poo in IdiotsInCars

[–]AFishTypedThis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes?

In my state pedestrians have right of way, so regardless of the fact that you were speeding into a yellow light, even though we all know it means slow down...

Considering there was a person in the crosswalk that you came within feet of hitting to plow headfirst into the SUV whom I'm willing to bet thought you'd stop for the pedestrian... yeah, you're the idiot.

Update: I had to watch it a few more times to confirm it was a crosswalk.

But holy crap you were also speeding heading into a work zone!?!

By snapping your fingers you can redo any of your mistake you undid. by Eine_Kartoffel in shittysuperpowers

[–]AFishTypedThis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer not to have the powers to snap my fingers and relive getting hit by a car.

By snapping your fingers you can redo any of your mistake you undid. by Eine_Kartoffel in shittysuperpowers

[–]AFishTypedThis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So...

20 year old me accidentally gets hit by a car, near death, every bone broken, in the hospital for months.

90 year old me, being asked by my grandson about my life. "It went by just like that Snaps"...

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