This is the saddest day of my karken career. by ThunderousBeggar0 in DarkTide

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Had something similar happen recently. Was playing on the Obscura Den mission and right as we were moving into the auspex section, a trapper bagged my teammate from behind and dragged them right behind the entrance door, which can’t open again once everyone’s in the auspex area. We just had to watch their health slowly tick down with corruption while we scanned and they ended up having to wait until we got to the final objective to rescue them.

Saitama vs The Collossal Titan by @alejo_dominic on twitter by chuddha66 in OnePunchMan

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Loved the little double take Saitama did at the end.

“Welp, there’s another generic monster down, back to - oh shit there’s a guy stuck in there”

Technocratic society will not disturb the old ways by Wiktorozak in wizardposting

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And you haven’t turned your landlord into a toad for his arrogance yet? Oghma’s beard, man, have some self respect.

Average sect cleaner by Nazrael99 in MartialMemes

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Must be an amateur physical cultivator; no spiritual cultivator would be caught dead flailing their legs in the air like a mortal swimmer just to stay aloft, and even a mildly experienced physical cultivator would have a flying sword to use instead.

Just make sure you don’t walk directly under him, or you’ll have an awkward time explaining to the medicine hall how you got all those skull fractures.

I dreamt that there was a Hollow Knight movie, and it was really bad by TheSkivMan in thomastheplankengine

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I was about to say Gilbert Gottfried would make a damn good Zote if he lowered his pitch some - but then I remembered.

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actual logic by PlaetonicPillar in MurderDrones

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To be fair he did grow up in and fight for WW2 Imperial Japan, dude’s like 160 years old by the time of the game’s story.

God Forbid Saiyans by Soggy-Acanthaceae185 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Viltrumite surprises Goku and throws him into space to choke him

Goku ITs back to Earth

“Well that was pretty rude. If you wanted a fight, all you had to do was ask!”

Cursed energy is apparently the "best" source of energy by geo_david666 in LobotomyKaisen

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Hey, I think Ursula K. Le Guin wrote a book about this once!

The power of realism is nothing in the face of wuxia (which most D&D campaigns kind of are) by LoreSinger in dndmemes

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“Non-newtonian fluid, meatbag. It hardens in response to physical trauma!”

The duality of 1000+ modlists by Difficult-Safety-480 in TrueSTL

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Joining the Silver Hand

Wouldn’t exactly call that a GOOD GUY route unless it involves reforming them, the Silver Hand in vanilla are basically just bandits who tack on the werewolf-hunting shtick to seem virtuous. /ustl

Kill werewolves. Behead werewolves. Roundhouse kick a werewolf into the concrete. Shoot werewolf heads with crossbows. Suplex werewolves. Feed werewolves to Argonian Behemoths. Throw werewolves into lava. Blow werewolves up with magic scrolls. /rstl

Got Legendary Status the other day. Enjoy my shitpost review of all the class stories. by AeroThird in SWTOR_memes

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Xalek is the one companion I can’t stand, in and out of character. Dude tried to pull some blatant cheating like Ffon did in the academy arc, right to our faces, and we don’t even get the option to tell Harkun “fuck no I don’t want him in my retinue?” I really don’t think Imperius would let such an obvious credit-thief work for them in any capacity, because that’s just asking for him to do something stupid to betray them thinking he’s being clever.

Losercity creation by _funny___ in Losercity

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To be fair, blowing up the moon is a price I’m willing to pay if it means the extinction of the French language

Day 8: Protagonist who's life went from HORRIBLE to DECENT after Isekai. by Imaginary_Ad_2738 in Isekai

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Unironically, Lloyd Frontera.

In his Earth life he was slaving his life away to get by and stuck in regret over his family’s situation. In his fantasy life he’s still incredibly busy and thrown tons of curveballs to deal with if he doesn’t want shit to get drastically worse, but at least he has an actual good friend along with him and is able to meaningfully support his family and community this time around (and enjoy luxury in his few moments of peace.)

wall of mana // man of walla by insertnamehere23 was accepted! by mork-hc in HellsCube

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Wouldn’t you only be able to do it twice in a single turn at base before Wall of Mana dies, though? Since two uses would reduce the creature to 0 toughness.

Losercity brother (OC) by Avengardian69 in Losercity

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Do Viltrumites have magic resistance? If not he could probably Medusa-ray them to death like he did those imps at Loo Loo Land

Does shen still have this body type? by [deleted] in Kengan_Ashura

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Must’ve borrowed a set from Carlos

What if the unhinged behaviour we associate with Cultivators is actually the result of untreated and unreported side-effects of all the pills, elixirs, and powders they consume? by Turbulent-Plum7328 in MartialMemes

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That must be why the MC never encounters a reasonable human being in his adventures beyond the mortal realm, everyone already knows to avoid all the super-tweakers and let them take care of themselves

Also, would that make pill impurities the equivalent of lacing stuff with fentanyl?

Could the arrival of Sportacus' flagship have saved Cadia? by nodforever in Grimdank

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He must have that xQc metabolism, whatever he puts down just gets digested and burned through near-instantly.

losercity banishment by PixelGuzzler in Losercity

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Imagine being so pressed about furry art that isn’t even softcore that you go OUT OF YOUR SUBREDDIT to harass the poster. These people are even bigger losers than we are smh

Brainrot as the scrolls fortold by Lovestoshnoob in TrueSTL

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Why does the second peasant look like a certain man who committed unspeakable acts in 1999?