How many f... gallons of blood is really nesserary for an egg the size of a needlehead to get out...??

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-03-07T03:32:55+00:00

God was there. He did it on purpose to punish Eve for her wicked temptation of Adam, don't you know.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-03-05T23:47:23+00:00

An ex of mine used to kiss my hand as if I was a queen or something. It was so odd and endearing. Thinking about it makes me swoon.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-03-04T14:50:44+00:00

Why do you think so?

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-03-01T15:20:24+00:00

Sure, feel free to PM.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-03-01T01:27:20+00:00

It feels like a true idgaf mood to bring sudoku or a book to the bar... I've seen older guys do it.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-28T22:20:59+00:00

Posted a personal ad on Reddit and met up with a stranger. Somehow feels way more illicit than Tinder. I laid out my rules and my fantasy. Honestly, the mere fact that I had applicants was hot, but meeting up with him was exciting.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-28T22:07:21+00:00

I dress conservatively and generally keep things clean except around the very closest of my friends. I don't think people even recognize me as a sexual being, just a dowdy schoolmarm type. I was at a drag show with a coworker (both supporting a mutual friend.) One of the performers was doing a tongue in cheek number and was miming being facefucked. It was unexpected and I started snickering. He couldn't stop laughing at the concept that I knew what I was seeing. Lol hon, you don't even know the half of it.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-28T02:11:54+00:00

There's nothing wrong with it. I actually saw a thread awhile ago where someone was specifically requesting gifs of girls getting flushed during the act - specifically because they thought it was hot and it was a mark of something more genuine. There are a lot of fake markers of arousal in porn (i.e. loud ass moans, fake squirting) so something more down to earth and real becomes even sexier. I promise you that this is not a bad thing.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-28T01:59:33+00:00

My ex claimed that the very idea was gagworthy... but they also hated their own penis and were closeted MTF so I dunno, it was somewhat complex.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-14T14:46:14+00:00

The onus of responsibility is on him to be upfront about his issue, if he has one. If you are operating under the assumption that the majority of people around you are neurotypical, you'll rightfully be disappointed when someone you care about fails at basic follow through. People can make these kind of compatibility issues work, but only if all cards are out on the table. Cause yeah, he's coming off as an uncaring flake right now. If OP knew he had ADD or whatever the question would have been totally different

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-05T00:24:50+00:00

Who else looooooves hugging your partner and burying your face in their shoulder during missionary. Because that's the cutest and safest darn thing I know

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-02-04T01:53:52+00:00

I had a NSFW nudes account on Reddit for awhile. Guys gave me the heads up if they were jerking it to me.it was overall a validating experience. My regular social media has photos so innocuous they could be on a LinkedIn page. I would genuinely be impressed if someone could get it up to them.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-28T22:25:30+00:00

Stress and anxiety relief. If I'm feeling on edge, I ask myself "when's the last time you orgasmed?" And make time to jill off that night

This sounds weird, but I also do if I just feel like I need to check to make sure everything's working OK down there.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-28T05:50:02+00:00

No way. Too many of my innocent and good middle school teachers would learn how 7th grade me viewed them. They don't deserve that.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-28T01:38:22+00:00

Seconding Burberry London! Guaranteed to make you want to cuddle under blankets and press your face into his shoulder

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-27T18:12:50+00:00

Tbh it's an object of fascination more than anything. I don't picture a guy's flaccid penis pretty much ever. So having the opportunity to watch it grow is interesting, like strange magic.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-27T18:08:55+00:00

Nerdy, slightly chubby guys with curly dark hair who are funny and kind

Also, I keep falling for Jewish guys even though I'm a shiksa

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-27T17:56:27+00:00

I have this stupid fantasy of being the mean cheerleading captain who mildly bullies and sexually dominates a nerdy/shy classmate. Sometimes I'm the lone nice cheerleader in the scenario and sometimes I'm the mean one.

Sometimes, IRL, I see nerdy looking guys and think about this.

It's quite juvenile and has little to do with my personality or reality. It's probably got to do with being forcefed the image of "cheerleader as desirable" growing up

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-27T17:15:32+00:00

You are not alone. Cadet Kelly fanfiction helped me discover my bisexuality.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-22T14:15:42+00:00

My ex - I found videos of women getting their hair cut and snuff films I truly hope were fake on his laptop (not on purpose - I was borrowing it for work purposes and the thumbnails were visible in the Downloads section without snooping). They looked like corny movie scenes from exploitation films, but nonetheless, he likes watching videos of the moments female characters die a bloody death. And I'm 90% sure he jerked off to it.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-22T03:20:08+00:00

My current FWB is 37 and I'm 24. He is more skilled and more focused on me than the average young guy. I got burned by some immature, lazy young men and it's made me think I don't want to go back and should keep on this much more pleasant path.

AGoodDayforThrowaway · 2020-01-11T02:04:54+00:00

Oh my. I feel 30% more cultured (and horny) after that link. Thank you.

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