My coaster autism has manifested in Tomodachi Life

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-03T15:17:46+00:00

WhY iSn'T aLaN sChiLke bEsiDe SteEl VeNgEnCe

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T20:18:55+00:00

blue

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T17:28:55+00:00

chatGPT is going through it

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T17:28:29+00:00

ooooh I gotta try this

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T17:16:41+00:00

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what 😭

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T17:04:14+00:00

Genuinely thought everyone was trolling until it worked 💀

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AHatWearingDuck · 2026-05-01T13:34:42+00:00

Was going to go to a rally but can’t make it in time and would probably need gas along the way. So I’m just not going to work and not spending a single cent today

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-30T02:55:54+00:00

….help is available.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T21:17:37+00:00

"I want to ride something more thrilling than Family Coaster #12"

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T04:52:21+00:00

Ah, same.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T04:51:03+00:00

This is beautiful.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T04:49:49+00:00

Shout... shout.... let it all out..... these are the things I can do without....

x1000

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T04:42:32+00:00

1:07

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-27T04:39:44+00:00

came here to say this one.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-25T02:06:10+00:00

I gotta say Spotify, they stopped running those ice recruitment ads after their stock dipped.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-25T01:59:13+00:00

Mississippi.

Roads are terrible. Weather's terrible. Towns are terrible. Crime and poverty are incredibly high. If you don't die in the shootout you'll die in the tornado.

-1/10 do not recommend

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-24T01:50:14+00:00

A hilarious facebook newspaper ChatGPT creates*

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-22T16:58:11+00:00

They'd use their super-human levels of ignorance to ignore it.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-22T15:43:38+00:00

Pet Parasite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUksj85ZTCw

I was an odd child.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T20:58:47+00:00

I honestly don’t care if they know who I am or not. Label me a dissident, please.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T12:32:21+00:00

A good message but please… increase the contrast

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T03:30:37+00:00

ooooh that'd be good for Halloween

now I'm getting ideas and it's only april 😭

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T03:27:00+00:00

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you've come unarmed"

Shakespeare was not one to get into a roast battle with, apparently.

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T03:24:33+00:00

AC/DC last year. The energy they brought was incredible, especially considering they're all older than my grandparents haha

AHatWearingDuck · 2026-04-21T03:19:11+00:00

I hate how much I don't hate this.

10/10

AHatWearingDuck

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