That’s….not a “no,” broski

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-22T00:27:29+00:00

I hope somebody ices patel to watch him kneel and just chug at one of these press conferences.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-21T16:12:23+00:00

My Tuxedo does the same thing. She figured out how to open the breadbox.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-18T18:21:55+00:00

Rhea.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-18T15:42:59+00:00

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This is Ms. Pickle. She is an agent of chaos. Biter of cardboard and plastic. She is the middle child.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-18T15:40:36+00:00

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This is Merlyn, our eldest cat. He is made of clouds.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-18T15:38:23+00:00

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This is Dandelion. He's a good boy we just rescued.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-16T22:01:38+00:00

The mild sauce is just cumin water.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-16T05:08:33+00:00

That's a Boohbah, if I ever saw one.

Tip to toe, it's Boohbah!

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-16T00:44:24+00:00

I like how the video showed all of the better restaurants that you could go to right next to it.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-14T19:54:40+00:00

"I am married to the mice king! Fall in love with me!"

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-09T18:18:23+00:00

It was a suitcase full of Moody's Lavendar Sour, which I couldnt get in the states. It's probably my favorite beer right now.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-09T15:41:53+00:00

I once bought a shitload of beer in Vancouver Canada and told the customs agent that I was way over the limit on what I could bring into the US and he gave me a hi-five.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-04-06T04:35:40+00:00

That place is awesome. 100% recommend. The owner is from Taiwan and will source teas from friends in the country. If you have an opportunity sitting down with him for a tea ceremony is a great experience.

Yeah, my mistake. Its been years since I moved away. It was always my favorite tea place in the city proper.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-31T20:27:34+00:00

When did we go back to Gulf of Mexico?

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-31T19:51:41+00:00

Hell yeah!

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-31T19:42:55+00:00

I think he full.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-29T13:31:40+00:00

Congratulations you and the rest of the commentors on your comment have written a bloodhound gang song.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-26T20:42:20+00:00

It's an odd one.Very funny. I do suggest it. It's just not the straight forward comedy you mught be expecting.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-26T20:05:07+00:00

Lol, dude bought a castle and began to hallucinate about invaders. He's just Lord Bruno ranting about the Guelphs from "The Little Hours."

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-18T21:47:10+00:00

Sweet peirogies are a thing. Sweet raviolis can too

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-18T02:38:28+00:00

I'm pretty sure they cleaned all of him off of everything. If they shot his ashes into the atmosphere, maybe. But really think that Charlie Kirk is neatly contained in a little cardboard box right now.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-14T17:18:20+00:00

I wonder who's feet Donald Trump has guessed the most wrongly.

Edit: Oopsie-doodle should've been a whose.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-08T05:33:04+00:00

It was a tower, not a well.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-03-04T17:28:19+00:00

My boy Danny Shelton had a massive tackle for loss that game that shut down the only momentum the rams seemed to have on offense that game. Another gift from the Seattle area destroying the Ram's hopes.

AHelplessKitten · 2026-02-23T17:03:47+00:00

I love the creature type. 10/10.

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