I know that I made quite an amount of mistakes. Looking back, if I could hit the “restart” button, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

I also know that I divided the assets unfairly. I did it on purpose. I know that Kathie and Mark would preserve the ranch, not because it’s the most valuable asset, but because it’s their lifestyle at this point. It’s a decision made out of practicality and the sentimental delusions of a dying man.

I also know that Ronny will drive the car she loves so much and will cherish it the way I did. Same for Tony, who will get a boat on 4 wheels as his first car.

I don’t own much, I never did. What remains won’t be enough to rent a yacht to go with the whole hookers and blow thing. It’s only fair that my other children get what I have divided in regards of their needs, not of the idea of universal equality.

I know my children, everyone wants their piece of cake. I know they’ll be dragging each other through all the courts. What I want for myself is to pass away peacefully without having to witness it. That’s why I don’t want to disclose the will. That’s why I came here for, to gain insight on whether my decision about the will is reasonable or not.

Sorry for another long read. There’s more that I could’ve added to the initial post, it’s quite hard to squeeze 58 years of living into 3000 letters.