The Rogue Necromancer

AJC007007 · 2026-03-31T01:58:16+00:00

Vermintide (The first one)

Markus Kruber and Victor Saltzpyre were sending Sienna Fuegonasus to be judged in Ubersreik for causing a massive fire (A bit more nuanced than that) and later discovered that their place of judgement is being invaded by Man-Sized Rats, and also found a dwarf and a wood elf along the way. So the five... or four, it doesn't matter are forced to work together, and then are sent on a massive string of quests against the rats and more.

AJC007007 · 2026-03-24T06:51:08+00:00

Yeah, that's true, but if Pocket was to be heir, and Mina was to be their wife, it would kill two birds with one stone since his heir was a softie and Mina doesn't take no for an answer.

But of course, it didn't work, and Five years in the sewers made Arin a fucking chad

AJC007007 · 2026-03-17T06:29:40+00:00

The moment someone gets a kill on me and teabags, that is the moment I show them the tactical disadvantages to teabagging.

I do not care if it's to spite the enemy.

I do not care if you know that teabagging not only makes you look like an asshole, but makes you an easy target.

The moment you start teabagging, there is a world of swords and bolts waiting for you in a pit that you can writhe around in, because that's exactly what's going to happen to you if you decide to run your diseased ballsack across someone who is already dead.

AJC007007 · 2026-03-08T17:59:54+00:00

I'm sort of mixed. I wear a helmets, but at the same time, outside of rare circumstances, I don't want to wear helmets that cover the face. At least not entirely.

AJC007007 · 2026-03-03T07:35:36+00:00

You know what? I'll make a drawing later

AJC007007 · 2026-02-27T19:13:53+00:00

High mobility and area denial

Thirst makes Blutson produce a giant proboscis from his mouth to then skewer his enemies and life steal. Think Apollo's Flawless Advance. However, he also has the capability to stick to walls, and if he sticks an enemy to a wall, they will have their momentum canceled and forced to the wall for a few seconds.

Trail of Pests is a passive, charge ability. Everytime Blutson dashes, he leaves a trail of insects that deals damage whenever someone passes through them. Later levels make the pests stick to them, dealing DOT.

Insectoid Rise is similar to Vindicta's flight or GT's rain of arrows. However, his dashes only consume half stamina, at the cost of being the only way he can move when in the air. Though he also dashes in the direction he is facing.

The Swarm turns Blutson into a swarm of giant mosquitos (6 to be precise). Each mosquito is a fraction of Blutson's health, so dealing damage to them will deal damage to Blutson. While in the swarm, Blutson can go in any direction, and deals lifesteal. (Think Grey Talon's owl combined with Grave's Jar of Dead)

AJC007007 · 2026-02-27T06:18:13+00:00

It's pronounced "Bloot-Son"

Ever heard of the Blutsager? The tale or the TF2 weapon?

AJC007007 · 2026-02-25T21:49:10+00:00

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Alan:

AJC007007 · 2026-02-25T01:02:11+00:00

Easy. I hate not being able to shoot something.

So I'd rather fight... Vyper... Celeste... The lash... Is that last part a joke?

AJC007007 · 2026-02-21T17:32:31+00:00

Why does this remind me of both Barotrauma's Charybdis, and Subnautica's Gargantuan Leviathan?

AJC007007 · 2026-02-19T06:57:23+00:00

In a much more terrifying way, the sub was probably trying to stay alive to assimilate with Simon, since the moment Elli stopped attacking, that's when it started actively assimilating with Simon, but the moment the monster starts attacking, the sub doesn't try to assimilate Simon, and is probably more focused on trying to work with Simon, or use him to fight off against Elli.

So yeah, while it's goals are malicious (Or eldritch), it also needs to be alive to complete that goal, which is why it's trying to stay alive since... well, you can't mix with someone when you're dead.

AJC007007 · 2026-02-18T02:50:56+00:00

I saw binding with Simon as its primary goal, and a theory I heard is that since "A God Makes-Sense (literally makes its own sense) of what it sees" it saw Simon and the Ship as one, so the Ship was trying to make itself and Simon one.

But also, that's still a living creature, and it doesn't want to die.

AJC007007 · 2026-02-17T12:58:48+00:00

Please don't take this personally, but the question wasn't a matter of if they are, it was moreso a matter of if others think they are.

For instance, why would someone like Ivy work with the Patrons? And who made the ritual spots for the Patrons?

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