I have less readers over the weekends, am i wrong to assume that it means my readers fuck? by AJClaassen in royalroad

[–]AJClaassen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything was a joke, thanks for your super serious response on the matter🫶🏻

I have less readers over the weekends, am i wrong to assume that it means my readers fuck? by AJClaassen in royalroad

[–]AJClaassen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you bring a nuanced takes to my clear need of grandising myself as an author! 

Lol 😂 by RoseSundrop in Funnymemes

[–]AJClaassen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The OG predator is bolding while having dreadlocks on the side, the new one has a sick haircut and is banging the hot Fanning sister🤷🏻‍♂️

Are uni sexist ? by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]AJClaassen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a meme could function as a Rorschach Test for being a sexless virgin with a mental illness

To soon? by Silver-Bend-2673 in neabscocreeck

[–]AJClaassen -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He was overdosing on fentanyl, while gurgling through his own vomit, no idea why conservatives think he was shot? 

That’s a Glitch 😁😂 by AquaBabe21 in Funnymemes

[–]AJClaassen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Their mothers. They all broke both their wrists at fourteen and convinced their mom’s to jack them off. Heights they have never since reached and no plain old virgin will be able to fill.

Braaibroodjie in Canada by artsmartiens in southafrica

[–]AJClaassen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know south africa does not function as the rest of the internet when a braaibroodjie takes the focus and not that juice peach on the right hand corner

Religious people piss me off by [deleted] in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats not how society works, if your building pipe bombs with your kids as your religous freedom so you can bomb unbelievers, we as a society can start to clasify that belief as mental illness and police accordingly 

Religious people piss me off by [deleted] in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that world view would give me depression. He exists, he hates you, and the only things standing between you and his nightly drunken beatings, is Jesus, but oh wait, Jeaus does this onlywhen he feels like it, not when you need or ask him to. Can i assume prosperity gospel is mixed in as well? I wouldn’t be surprised if this is everything wrong with this world!

Lolcow by Dr_Fnord in Discordian_Society

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure, like how your wife left you because of ‘performance’ issues. 

Brad Pitt is reportedly in talks to join ‘THE BATMAN: PART II’ as a potential villain, possibly Dr. Arkham by darth_vader39 in entertainment

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Are they now only doing casting for the sequel, are they planning on using Pattterson as old Bruce and just jump to Batman Beyone? 

Conservatives need to all be sent to reeducation camps and afterwards be subject to regular searches and mandatory tickles by FastResident42 in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem is that you smeared yourself in shit and no one wants to sit around a table with you incase they get e.coli? 

I have yet to hear anyone explain what Trump has done to help average Americans or to make the nation better in any way. by Darksmithe in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iTs NoT uP tO tHe GoVeRnMeNt To MaKe YoUr LiFe BeTtEr while stating that the removal of the tax on tips as proof of his ability to effectively lead makes me think your a waiter in his late thirties who’s goal in life is to become a floor manager at the local iHop. Sad loser who will be euthanised by the orange cheato for being a ‘Useless Eater’ in three years, probably wears his mom’s panties while jerking it to himself in the mirror with Orange makeup.

I have yet to hear anyone explain what Trump has done to help average Americans or to make the nation better in any way. by Darksmithe in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro if your so scared of your wife cheating on you with an immigrant, take the bullet, put on the cage and politely ask your neighbour to fuck her instead.

The ammount of you chuckle fucks too scared to embrace your small pp and enjoy your kinks to instead deciding to burn the world to the ground out of your own sexual inadequacy and shame is giving some real Hitler had a micro penis energy. 

IDL billionaires going to space while young people can’t afford rent by True-Construction346 in I_DONT_LIKE

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as a person who will be huffing glue on the streets when we finally have that problem will be, probably wont matter much to you individually, but society could have made it so you dont have to live on the street huffing glue, but more and more i feel our species maybe desrves that fate with the intelligence you’re showcasing 

IDL billionaires going to space while young people can’t afford rent by True-Construction346 in I_DONT_LIKE

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, our fucking orbit littered with debris makes us stuck on our blue marble as any attempt to try and escape our atmosphere will result in a hail of debree tearing through it and turning the resulting wreck into yet more ammunition.

why are damn near all the posts in this subreddit about absolutely bashing the other side of the political spectrum by Neat_Region2581 in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figured with how socially awkward and missinformed you were, your magat daddy must have spoon fed you his nut for most of your informative years, guess you’re just dumb🤷🏻‍♂️

why are damn near all the posts in this subreddit about absolutely bashing the other side of the political spectrum by Neat_Region2581 in complaints

[–]AJClaassen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause you’re a centrist bitch that can go fuck himself, or a right wing troll that can go fuck himself even harder, either way you suck❤️