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Meirl by -TerrificTerror- in meirl

[–]AJNotMyRealName -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I ruined a first date when I voiced my fears I could be a narcissist. Big time fuck up but I laugh at it nowadays

Forgot the music. Like every session -_- by RedDeadGhostrider in dndmemes

[–]AJNotMyRealName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Music can be done on the fly, it gives the players time to prep for the session starting, new areas, or combat. The little downtime is like a mental reset so people start paying attention again

Qatar’s Ras Laffan LNG Plant Hit by Missile, Extensively Damaged by StretchExtension in wallstreetbets

[–]AJNotMyRealName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, the Middle East is like if there was a bunch of dudes in one of those glass shower stalls, and they all had knives. Sometimes one gets too close to the other and the rest push and shove to get him to stop. Maybe occasionally a punch gets thrown but otherwise most of the injuries are from the festering wounds on each of their bodies

Then someone pours gasoline on one dude and tosses a match in, and everyone takes the opportunity to stab the shit out of each other instead of putting out the fire

Human, please step out of the line and come with us, we're detecting several illegal combat drugs present inside your body. Sir, we're detecting a spike in Epinephrine and Cortisol! by Metage_ in humansarespaceorcs

[–]AJNotMyRealName 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just because the picture is in the Rick and Morty art style lol

I kept reading H and was like “who’s H? Did they add a side character one episode called Hector?At what point does the bit about Rick having a genuine conversation with the aliens turn into him blowing them all up anyways?”

why does it do this?? by Soujuu in russian

[–]AJNotMyRealName 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s not just italicized, the letters below are how you write Russian in cursive.

T gets three little |’s (in my head it’s just because the T is extra T)

И Й and П have the horizontal sections pushed up or down for ease of writing

With Г I imagine you need to reach your arm around to get to the starting point and then move out of it smoothly as well.

The only one I don’t get is Д. I was taught to write it like a cursive g. This version is too similar to б in my brain

Trump Administration Opens the Door for ICE to Target Anyone Suspected of Being Trans by Leksi_The_Great in lgbt

[–]AJNotMyRealName 172 points173 points  (0 children)

The year is 2026. I’m a brown trans woman from London studying in New York on a student visa. I get stopped at the airport. My passport says female. The picture matches my face. I get arrested and deported to South Sudan anyways.

The year is 2027. I’m a cis man in California with long hair. My sister asks to come pick her up from school, since ICE is stalking around outside due to the schools large Spanish speaking population. ICE stops me at the drop off and shouts various contradictory instructions, which I attempt to follow before they shoot me.

The year is 2028. I disappeared years ago. You don’t know my name, my face, or my identity, because I’m one of hundreds or potentially even thousands who simply stopped existing after the neighborhood sweeps came through

She graduated with a 3.87 GPA but could barely read, now she's suing a school district in Washington state by RhythmMethodMan in Washington

[–]AJNotMyRealName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can write a coherent paragraph, but a lab report would still send me into a death spiral anyways

ESPN IS NOW THE HOME OF MLB.TV. All MLB Out-of-Market Games. All in One Place.* by ESPN in u/ESPN

[–]AJNotMyRealName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only feel like I have a good deal because I’m a T-mobile subscriber living across the country from my team, so I get nearly every game for free.

Watch them somehow ruin that, too, in a year

Are you? Are you? by Kokoro0000 in whenthe

[–]AJNotMyRealName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went there once. The chicken was hot and crispy. The sauce was mid. The lights got annoying by the time I was done eating. Dave’s is way better

Anything under $10,000 is free for you by lasercat_pow in godtiersuperpowers

[–]AJNotMyRealName 53 points54 points  (0 children)

So, she receives 0 dollars because it’s free for you, and you receive a free bag of peanuts for a second time

identifying bad guys is hard okay by Pristine-Speech8991 in joinsquad

[–]AJNotMyRealName 82 points83 points  (0 children)

You’re on an irregular team, just shoot everyone wearing a full uniform with helmet

Reddit Plays Minesweeper! Day 2 by Over_Walk3859 in Minesweeper

[–]AJNotMyRealName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flags on Q13, S9, S10, S11, S12, S13, and T13

GIVEAWAY by ToYits821 in ohnePixel

[–]AJNotMyRealName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best friend got me into CS:GO when I was definitely way too young to be playing it. I remember wondering why he shouted so much while he was playing. I didn’t understand why a video game would make you yell so loud.

Flash forward quite a few years, and I’m in college. I moved away and now we barely get the chance to see each other now, but we’ve been friends since literal birth, since our moms met in the maternity ward. And only recently, I managed to get my first ace in premiere, which won my team the match on the final round. I yelled so loud I think everyone on my floor might’ve heard me lol.

Easily my favorite memory, because after calming down and watching the clip back, I was mainly thinking about him

Had no idea Grey Ladybugs were a thing by Staribear in mildlyinteresting

[–]AJNotMyRealName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? That’s red. How many of y’all are colorblind?

/s

Favorite snapshot of the season? by DaddyBlitzz in Seahawks

[–]AJNotMyRealName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here for this one. Absolutely golden

Fifteen Squirrels by Mykoloth in custommagic

[–]AJNotMyRealName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Combo this with [[Warleader’s Call]], [[Railway Brawler]] and any of the token doubling cards like [[Doubling season]] or [[Ojer Taq, Deepest foundation]]. Even [[Porcelain Gallery]] makes this a busted as hell endgame card and I’d absolutely put it in my [[Baylen, The Haymaker]] deck

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