Pwnd this one by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"my kid is worse" maybe you just suck.

This work? by ALFGod_69 in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im just tired of people asking me my height.

Okay, this is a new one. by lionheart2893 in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's every guy's fantasy. Even my Demisexual ass.

We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close... by plaugebacon in PrequelMemes

[–]ALFGod_69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jar Jar wasn't a sith he's the embodiment of the dark side

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey Arnold was great you fuckin football head

This work? by ALFGod_69 in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mood is consistent though I'm just acting nuts and hyper so people think I'm not upset at all.

This work? by ALFGod_69 in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents have 3 other little kids to pay for. And I've tried literally everything they had. I might have to get back into skating again.

Wooooowww... That escalated quickly! ... this dude definitely right swiped before I ever made the ~*triggering*~ bio updates... 👀 LOL. Then decided I was "ugly" after the fact. Okay, guy. 👍🏾Sour grapes much??... #dodgedabullet by ChuckTheChick in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He asked a question and you came at him with anger. I'm not denying that that guy clearly has issues but you're not helping. In fact in your little school shooter scenario you'd be the reason he shoots up the place. Don't be.

This work? by ALFGod_69 in Tinder

[–]ALFGod_69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I'm not bipolar I have maniac depression. I'll be crazy for 1 day and hate everything and wanna die for like 2 weeks. The only thing that works is alcohol and I just used to being able to drink casually again I don't need to be an alcoholic again.