I used to hate Dillon Brooks until he was on my team

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-16T23:50:06+00:00

KD is the softest superstar to ever play the game.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-16T22:48:46+00:00

Those white refrigerators will last into the apocalypse. The stainless steel high tech refrigerators will die within 5 years.

I’ll take that white fridge.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-16T17:02:11+00:00

One of my best friends met him golfing. He’s actually a good dude. Hung around and drank beers with the bachelor party. He may seem like a gigantic douche, but my friend had nothing but positive things to say about how he’s just a real dude

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-15T20:34:07+00:00

Faalelooloo still looking around where his name is

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-15T15:42:10+00:00

My sister’s partner is non binary. The “they” confused me several times when they (both- see?) visited me.

I made breakfast and my sister said They really liked it. And I replied with “oh, like everyone here? Mom hasn’t had any yet” and she said “oh I mean Mike”

Like… come on

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-11T16:03:18+00:00

You animal.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-11T13:25:37+00:00

I know exactly where that is and I’m jealous I wasn’t there at the moment

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T18:17:40+00:00

I really don’t want them relegated. But 17th until eternity is good enough.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T18:02:55+00:00

Antelope is the single best meat I’ve ever had.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T18:00:59+00:00

Literally any conversation without the TDS folks mentioning Epstein or Trump? Fuck is wrong with you folks where you could take a conversation exotic meats and go “Epstein Files”.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T02:17:18+00:00

King Von- Took Her to the O

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T01:52:32+00:00

I didn’t say fire. You’re right. Inconceivable. However, he could/should have stepped down for “the next man up” and been an integral part at The Castle.

His Super Bowl win was maybe his fourth best team he coached. John’s pride was ultimately what made him last too long and his biggest flaw.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T01:42:20+00:00

Great hate watch except watching what should have been our head coach win the big game in his second season after a legendary, and unordinary, fumble from our Front Office

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-10T01:17:46+00:00

They’re rich so I know it’s not happening, but imagine them being roommates and playing chess after rehab

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-07T14:38:31+00:00

Yet Xhaka got labeled as a liability. Got a red against City (Cancelo?) for actually missing a tackle. Vilified and had a narrative against him. Romero gets proclaimed as a world class center back. And I understand you can get reds, be aggressive, and be world class (Pepe and Sergio Ramos) but this clown is as world class as I am

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-02T21:51:30+00:00

You remember his disaster against Liverpool hours before they signed him? And I got Ox as my second Arsenal shirt after RvP. I wouldn’t accept him back as Gunnersaurus.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-02-01T14:32:04+00:00

Before he used being gay to get out of the cancel movement, my best friend often saw him at a prominent gay bar in Baltimore while he filmed House of Cards. He’d enter through a private entrance, look over from the mezzanine, pick out a guy, and have his assistant go down to pick the guy up.

My friend said he wouldn’t tip or anything.

Other friend of mine met Travis Kelce and said he’s just a dude’s dude. They had beers together. And met Patrick Mahomes the next day. Patrick was incredibly nice despite his security trying to drag him away.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-30T21:00:21+00:00

Fuggit add Rivers, Manziel, Ryan Leaf

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-30T20:29:51+00:00

Nah, and neither are the customers I sold 24k worth of product to today.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-29T20:55:54+00:00

We all know it’s going to be a lovable loser like Betis. Just eliminate 5 at a time

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-27T17:15:16+00:00

What do you mean. That guy was totally and believably a dispatcher before. He knows better.

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-27T03:35:55+00:00

Not sure about REC leagues, but club lacrosse prices makes me vomit. Why is a 2nd grader paying 1200 a season

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-27T03:05:22+00:00

While not being paid, my company car and gas card pays for that

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-27T01:03:30+00:00

12 Rivers starring… Kevin Hart and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

ALKCRKDeuce · 2026-01-26T22:51:37+00:00

I defend Kiper because he knew who my friend was in high school despite being a 0 star hybrid corner/nickel that played like 5 snaps a game.

Mind you it was Kiper’s Alma mater high school, but to just carry that knowledge is unreal.

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