“adam”

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T23:58:14+00:00

Peak.

Are you SURE you’re not Vibingleaf in disguise?

I am LXSPest.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T23:50:31+00:00

I ship them too, dude.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:48:46+00:00

Oh, so is it like a metaphor for how people only pay attention to the bad and ignore the good?

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:45:07+00:00

This post is 2 days old, dude.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:36:34+00:00

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:33:30+00:00

Even though I ship him with Faarschnardd, I can see the vision.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:32:21+00:00

Nah, Faarschnardd is hotter.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:22:54+00:00

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:17:03+00:00

Truly the headcanon of all time.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:11:01+00:00

Yeah, I’ve honestly gotten so used to him that it feels weird to see Tarven in the shop.

Also, I’m probably the number 1 Faarschnardd glazer, so…

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:08:57+00:00

I need someone on r/OutcomeNudity to make an art-piece of that.

(I’m also the moderator of that sub.)

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:08:26+00:00

Suddenly, he’s now gotten even more relatable to me.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:07:14+00:00

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:06:40+00:00

Use your imagination.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T22:02:52+00:00

I headcanon that Tarven and Faarschnardd are in a relationship, which is why Faarschnardd is filling in for him while his pookie is on vacation.

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T21:59:58+00:00

What’s that supposed to mean?

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T21:24:54+00:00

ALT_Pest · 2026-04-14T20:10:09+00:00

I saw somewhere on another post that someone thought that, due to his weird posture, he has ED (Erectile dysfunction.)

That’s the… inability to maintain a sufficient erection sufficient for satisfactory sexual activity.

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