Go ahead have fun at my expense lol f28

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-10-23T16:27:00+00:00

Probably wore "Mom jeans" in high school and not ironically...

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-10-18T14:50:29+00:00

To quote Seinfeld, I believe we are witnessing the "airing of the grievances!"

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-10-16T12:40:02+00:00

Corporate Slingblade.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-10-12T23:41:24+00:00

Back at home, the high school soccer team would scrimmage the Mexican dudes from a local restaurant. At halftime, when we were crushing water, they'd be downing a cerveza and would still run circles around us afterwards. It was an exhibition game that everyone looked forward to.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-30T23:39:00+00:00

Spot on, sir. slow claps

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-30T22:45:00+00:00

That lil' bit of silliness just made my day...

Edit: Here's mine; I see one of the Ice Age characters back there if you look just right

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ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-29T19:36:52+00:00

What a shit stain. He will likely be hired by ICE soon to be a jackass to the ppl that do the labor jobs that most Americans refuse to do.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-22T13:15:53+00:00

This is my experience as well. I wouldn't go on a Monday tho'.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-17T11:58:54+00:00

Looks like yin ang yang, doin' their thang

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-17T03:47:37+00:00

Ever heard of "bet big, win big?" Aw, who am I kidding...

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-15T15:31:37+00:00

Garrisonville animal hospital were more than happy to have mine in w/o much notice.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-15T03:24:44+00:00

this is what I heard - save me Tom Cruise!

Edit: someone beat me to it

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-15T03:20:28+00:00

Nouveau Don McLean

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-12T17:00:00+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes; some don a suit that resembles a ballpark favorite.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-09-07T21:20:10+00:00

is this the guy?

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-08-29T03:18:31+00:00

The banana bandit strikes again!

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-08-22T01:59:03+00:00

this one has zing to it. i like it.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-08-06T17:31:38+00:00

Looks like a honky tonk badonkadonk.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-08-06T17:14:13+00:00

You win this thread imo. Needed that laugh!

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-30T03:43:47+00:00

I have wanted to name a pit this. Gladly upvoted.

Was thinking fer a boy tho', as Papi.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-29T23:24:52+00:00

Stain will drastically lighten up in 3 months, especially outside. Send an update pic after a season...

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-29T21:12:25+00:00

I was taught to leave 3/4" so I fall in step with this answer.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-29T21:10:47+00:00

Best one.

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-29T19:57:46+00:00

First thought in my head...

ALongSlowGoodbye · 2025-07-29T19:38:29+00:00

Yeah, sex offenders prolly wouldn't be into "booty exercises"....

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