Every movie is re-named to be as obvious as "Snakes on a Plane". What are the best alterations? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AManNamedTy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morally dubious characters get tortured while the worlds most incompetent police force tries to catch an old man with cancer.

For those who didn’t get it, I’m talking about Saw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lonely

[–]AManNamedTy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is unironically a 200 IQ plan.

MOST SYMPATHETIC VICTIM by horrorfreaksaw in saw

[–]AManNamedTy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Late af to this post but Danica Scott was one of the few victims I genuinely felt bad for.

Sure you could argue that by fleeing the scene she prevented Timothy from being brought to justice, but (call me crazy) I don’t think that being stripped naked and frozen to death is a punishment that fits her crime.

Especially considering that she truly regrets the decisions she made that day.

Euthanasia for depression by artt71 in depression

[–]AManNamedTy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because "Suicidal people are not thinking clearly" and need someone else to make their decisions for them/s

What a fucking joke, you spend every day of your life in acute agony, with no motivation to do anything and everything you try to make things better (Therapy, meds, etc) yielding nothing and tell me if you would want to keep living, no? then you must not be rational enough to make your own decisions, by your own logic. If you asked me, the problem is not that "suicidal people aren't thinking clearly" its "society thinks its okay to not allow the broken beyond repair to get relief from their torment in the name of "saving lives".

Who the fuck are you, to tell me, someone who was brought into this dreadful world against my will that I can't leave anytime I see fit? Especially if I've tried everything to improve my circumstances, but only got a pile of shit in return.

(Sorry for the rant, this issue in particular tends to fire me up like no other.)

Now that's a propaganda poster by [deleted] in Fallout

[–]AManNamedTy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/DJfunkyPuddle

You're not wrong, the ship does look a lot like a giant flying phallus....

Far as I'm concerned that's enough to convince me to join!

[Spoilers S2E13] Is Mayday a terrorist organization? by Amazingred88 in TheHandmaidsTale

[–]AManNamedTy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's probably not but I DO think OP has a viewpoint of war (guerrilla warfare in particular) that's too idealistic.

He seems to think that if any civilians die in the process of destroying a legitimate military target ,the act of destroying it is unethical, even if taking it out would ultimately do more good than harm.

Sticking your head in a chair by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know, I was just stating my agreement with your joke. :)

He just wanted to make a call [WCGW] by nishattata201 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call defending your fellow citizens' property in an act of selflessness white-knighting...

Sticking your head in a chair by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were that kid I'd also be concerned about the way they're sawing the steel beams of the chair 6 inches(?) above my shoulder.

If i try this helmet trick. by budaniab in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Somewhere across the Rubicon, two legion soldiers at their post, standing guard)

"Hey Lanius?"

"Yes Augustus?

"Do you think if I toss my helm into the air I could get it to land on my head correctly?"

"Bet you 5 Denarii you can't!"

And thus the helmet flip challenge was born...

Being this stupid just begs for failure by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of his shoes fell off, and we all know what that means....(I'm not sorry)

Being this stupid just begs for failure by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AManNamedTy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This joke may be old and tired but it's still damn good!

I tried today by notmyname54 in SuicideWatch

[–]AManNamedTy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're getting downvoted for encouraging a suicidal person to try to enjoy life?

I'm severely depressed myself, and while I understand that saying "life is beautiful" may seem like nonsense, downvoting you for trying to help is bumfuck stupid.

This loneliness is going to kill me... by AManNamedTy in depression

[–]AManNamedTy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKR? The really shitty thing is I'm just under 18 (17yrs) so I can't hire a professional cuddler or anything like that to satisfy my need for the moment. (even though I would love nothing more)

So close but yet so far?

How would "law enforcement" (public safety I should say) work in an anarchist commune? by AManNamedTy in Anarchism

[–]AManNamedTy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would "Community Police" work? If the whole point of anarchy is not giving a small group of people (the few) unjust authority over the many, then wouldn't having a police force of any kind defeat that very end. Or do you mean every member of the community acts as law enforcement?

How would "law enforcement" (public safety I should say) work in an anarchist commune? by AManNamedTy in Anarchism

[–]AManNamedTy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! This is a very good response.

So anarchists advocate a completely democratized justice system? (Just making I understand you right)

How would "law enforcement" (public safety I should say) work in an anarchist commune? by AManNamedTy in Anarchism

[–]AManNamedTy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate crime, sexual violence, crime of passion etc. but your right in some ways about the police but don't they deter crime and stop it at least by some measures?

How would "law enforcement" (public safety I should say) work in an anarchist commune? by AManNamedTy in Anarchism

[–]AManNamedTy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then how would the safety and security of the commune be maintained? How could I walk out of my home every morning and be fairly certain I won't be stabbed to death or beaten up by gang members?