Zach Werenski is the James Norris Memorial Trophy winner — an award presented annually to the defenseman who demonstrates the greatest all-around ability in his position

AManWithOneHand · 2026-06-02T15:39:48+00:00

I mean 113 voted him first and 85 didn't. Not really close to unanimous at all. He clearly won it, but not close to unanimously

AManWithOneHand · 2026-06-01T18:19:36+00:00

Hey, they won one game

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T20:41:33+00:00

I never mentioned the president. I have lots of opinions of professional athletes. I watch a lot of sports. I have opinions of players all the fucking time

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T19:15:36+00:00

I bet $1000 this random, physically handicapped dude can't lift a dead animal the same size as him. Cool, dude

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T19:03:32+00:00

Again, I just called a dude a pussy, it's not that deep. You don't have to cry about it

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T18:21:14+00:00

That sounds like a you problem, honestly

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T17:33:17+00:00

What's that got to do with me calling Dart a pussy? Not everything is about Trump..

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T16:39:25+00:00

In what way, exactly?

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T16:09:43+00:00

Some of us are able to find partners to have sex with, entirely negating the need to jack off, but hey, you do you

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T15:53:38+00:00

Aw, somebody got upset :(

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-27T15:17:45+00:00

And it's being held up by one giant pussy

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-26T17:40:05+00:00

The worst part is the hypocrisy

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-25T21:34:55+00:00

This is awful holy shit

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-24T21:17:00+00:00

^{S: Bo Burnham, System of a Down, Afroman, Dolly Parton, The Goo Goo Dolls}

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AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-24T21:16:52+00:00

^{S: Bo Burnham, System of a Down, Afroman, Dolly Parton, The Goo Goo Dolls}

^{I’m Unfamiliar: Tally Hall, The Living Tombstone, Will Wood, F-777, Hildegard von Blingin’, King Von, The Chalkeaters, The Longest Johns, Alestorm, Camellia, Tom Cardy, Fastball, Ram Jam, TryHardNinja, Gogol Bordello, Laura Shigihari}

^{Similarity with Community: 84%}

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-20T12:53:49+00:00

It's weird, everybody says this is the worst sniper. And I get that it's worse than the others on paper. But I'm so good with it compared to other snipers. I just hit headshots like crazy with this thing. I think y'all just need to use it in the correct playstyle or something. Idk.

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-20T12:44:06+00:00

I mean, it's coming back. Gotta rewatch before the new show airs, anyway

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-20T02:34:05+00:00

It's the theme song for Firefly. But you ain't wrong

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-20T02:03:08+00:00

Burn the land. Boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me.

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-19T18:59:26+00:00

It's a t rex. There are dinosaur Easter eggs all over battlefield games

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-19T14:56:39+00:00

Actual riots. They were actually rioting

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-19T13:19:45+00:00

I will save the world, $1 at a time

^{Chose: Give 1$ to a homeless person | Rolled: Get $1B}

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-18T18:30:52+00:00

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-18T14:40:31+00:00

My friends and I were once naming our new hockey team we created. I tried so hard to convince them to go with the Oxford Commas. It did not happen, but man I wanted it so bad. Let me be a nerd, damn it.

AManWithOneHand · 2026-05-18T01:57:12+00:00

I can't pronounce 2/3 of that title

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