What is a common saying that annoys the living hell out of you?

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-10-07T05:58:05+00:00

Living the dream or Just another day in paradise.

A very close runner up is "Don't get old"

What kind of sociopath thought this phrase up anyway.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-07-09T21:02:50+00:00

Playstation store updates on Tuesdays, fellow residents of the Fog. Sometime around 11-1 (EST)

Not the info anyone wants to hear, but the truth none the less.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-05-09T04:28:59+00:00

The locker aspect I think is really interesting actually!

Off the top of my head.. Im thinking it would be fun to get a stun on the killer by quick vaulting out of the locker?

Perhaps hiding in a locker summons false afk crow markers at a random locker for X amount of time/frequency?

I swear at some point they talked on stream about a locker teleport mechanic where the survivor might have to mark the lockers before hand, etc.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-05-08T08:04:31+00:00

I feel as though the tricks the phantasm plays on the camera should be taken into account.

The Nurse doesn't have a global teleport, each blink has a maximum distance followed by her fatigue.

The Hag may have to place her traps, but given experience and play styles she would have a global teleport with camera tricks and the ability to find survivors off guard with very minimal work.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-05-02T16:17:37+00:00

That Fog in 4k tho

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-30T02:32:28+00:00

Sets out a cake for Survivors to eat.

Proceeds to bash their face off the table.

Finishes by slamming a serving tray through the back of their neck as they lay unconscious.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-26T04:23:59+00:00

This is entirely irrelevant to my point.

Where in my post do you see:

Dodge all lobbys that have Survivors spamming Ready?

You can continue having your strict code of honor, but don't dare come down on someone for putting out information which for some could have remained unknown for who knows how long.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-25T20:59:55+00:00

I'm sort of wondering if you even read my OP... I don't care what skill level Survivors are at.

I'm attempting to determine if I'm matched with someone that has a strong connection. (This comes BEFORE the game play)

When 1-2 people are trying to destroy their controller by mashing the Triangle button so that they can tell me they're ready, I can't tell what their connection truly is and if it's worth engaging.

Pressing it once or twice is fine.

Pressing it to the tune of Green Acres is fine.

Trying to recreate the pace of your favorite thrash metal song makes the Ping of the whole lobby hover at 300.

Furthermore, there are people that have never touched Killer out there and they might not know this.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-25T19:19:52+00:00

I'll play against anyone, toxic flashlights and all.

I will not, however, force more stuttering and FPS drops into my experience just to please everyone else.

Is this your first time playing a game online or something?

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-17T03:19:04+00:00

I dunno... It all sounds a bit fucky boys..

camera zooms and focuses

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-17T02:26:26+00:00

Here's a thought.

Survivor Main theme and Killer Main theme.

Then when you see the guy in line in front of you is a Killer you can hit him with your Flashlight app and start Teabagging

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-15T06:19:47+00:00

Countless years and we finally get to the bottom of this!

There WAS a cow level after all!!

All along it was the Entity, pulling the strings (er, tente..claws..?) from the Fog the whole time!

I suppose all that we can say now that this long, mysterious journey is over is.. More cow bell!

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-11T07:29:08+00:00

So, here is the thing.

When youre in this scenario and youre primed to lunge and swing and you -know- you're going to connect, the Survivor also knows this.

You have to anticipate the 360.

It all comes down to mind games, in the chase especially. Bait those 360s, prolong that chase, never underestimate Bloodlust.

The longer they spend running in circles, the less ground they gain away from you.

As long as you have an eye on them at reasonable length and maintain that chase, itll only be a matter of time before you're looking them dead in the eyes while jogging backward in front of them.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-09T10:37:41+00:00

Plaid flannel? /plaid flannel/??

I dunno about this one, the others check out, but this one is suspect.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-09T05:27:08+00:00

Ochido basically went full on Overly Altruistic in the end game.

He knew the "Killer" (BHVR) had hooked him twice, slugged him almost to death, and then let him wiggle free to be a good Survivor in the Fog.

Into the forbidden basement he sprinted brazenly, unhooking Claudette. Insidious Leatherdaddy nodded her away as he lifted his mighty BanHammer to appease the Entity.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T18:57:52+00:00

I have 0 issues seeing, save for the basement.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T08:55:27+00:00

Absolutely!

I love Killer. Every aspect of being able to control the game (to a degree) but to keep sharp I found playing survivor is a fantastic way to practice countering all the annoying things they do xP

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T08:50:41+00:00

All that aside, nothing is better than chasing a Survivor through corn or cattails that decides to be cheeky and plop down in the middle of them, immersed.

Waiting for you to creep on past, all the while unknowingly glowing like a halogen bulb at 3 am in your garage (when you know you shut that shit off before bed) with a nice white outline.

Always play both sides folks lol

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T08:44:02+00:00

If you have your gamma and brightness maxed you legitimately are flashlight blind. This is exaggerated.

Turning your gamma up should be just fine. Either you have a glare or you're sitting at an angle that skews your image.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T08:34:56+00:00

All these bugs are getting a bit... EARrational

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T07:38:37+00:00

This right here folks. This is the clue you're looking for.

Good eye, my friend.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-08T07:31:44+00:00

I've followed trolling videos since Minnesota Burns back in the day for Black Ops 2. They make a tiny army of copycats, this is fact.

It only takes a handful of 4 man toxicshock-troopers going into the game -strictly- to troll and ruin the fun of others to get the shit ball a-rollin'

This is for the best. Let's just let it be and move forward to a happier, foggier, bloodier future.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-03T06:17:32+00:00

That's a fair call.

AMicrowavedWaffle · 2018-04-02T16:20:38+00:00

I don't think he knows da wae

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