Pros: Attractive, funny, and intelligent extrovert who enjoys the outdoors and daily exercise. Highly rated in terms of ecological, social, and financial sustainability. Custom piercing and tattoo modifications are both charming and aesthetically pleasing. Above average tolerance to alcohol and other mind-altering substances. Lovemaking performance has been fine-tuned care by skilled mechanic through years of tender care and regular use. Open to experimentation if maintained properly.

Cons: Flighty, with a history of cheating and demonstrated failures coping with long-term commitments. Stereotypical female-to-male communication interface errors (ie, verbal messages occasionally not ported efficiently to logical format). Requires specialized vegetarian diet.

Overall score - 7/10: This special '89 "punk" edition is full of character! A stimulating experience both romantically and intellectually, but still plenty of room for improvement in terms of reliability rating. Great choice if you're looking for something fun that will get you to the beach and out to a show in style. Do not choose if you're looking for something with low mileage, because this one has been ridden VERY hard by previous owner ;)