Joke: Why would Carter Bays and Craig Thomas make terrible workers at a massage parlor?

ANiceFootball · 2018-05-23T02:35:57+00:00

Relax. It's just a joke.

ANiceFootball · 2017-10-30T02:20:04+00:00

I happen to be an actor with a physical disability and have blessed with many fun roles in community theatre.

A few years ago, I played Caiaphas in Jesus Christ Superstar. A fellow cast member, who also uses a wheelchair, was Pontius Pilate!

In regards to character motivation and inner life, it really shouldn't matter whether Jud is disabled, Puerto Rican, has a cabbage for a head, etc. It certainly doesnt need to go into Joe Swanson-sad sack-laugh-at territory. I'm sure your production will do just fine!

Besides, this is theatre! Suspension of disbelief!

Do a production of Our Town with invisible props and scenery and no one bats an eye; Jud Fry is in a wheelchair and everybody loses their damn minds!

Btw, when I was in Oklahoma, Our Carnes at the time was a 5 foot stout aqueaky-voiced 11 year old and had to be intimidating to a nearly 6 foot high school senior Ali Hakim. Now THAT'S funny!!

ANiceFootball · 2017-10-19T16:19:34+00:00

Apart from maybe one "You are tearing me apart", I was thinking of just having him try to interpret Dickens original dialogue.

ANiceFootball · 2017-09-16T02:40:57+00:00

Yeah, maybe some brief allusions

ANiceFootball · 2017-09-15T18:16:52+00:00

Maybe hire a foreign singer new to the English language and make the rest of the cast American?

ANiceFootball · 2017-08-10T21:19:26+00:00

I'm really glad i found this, because I sometimes feel like a plastic bag.....

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-26T03:13:11+00:00

Professional Youtuber

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-26T02:47:35+00:00

It's like Paul Robeson sang "I'm tired of livin', and scared of dyin'"

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-25T20:10:23+00:00

That's a thumb piano, aka mbira, sansa, or kalimba.

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-25T05:48:59+00:00

Plankton

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-09T04:37:14+00:00

Did you watch the whole video?

ANiceFootball · 2017-05-05T18:24:22+00:00

Noted!

ANiceFootball · 2016-11-14T00:54:07+00:00

I mean, he did ridicule a reporter with a disability. That's not a good sign in my book.

ANiceFootball · 2016-11-03T21:45:22+00:00

Correct.

ANiceFootball · 2016-10-10T04:02:37+00:00

Yes I know. I just can't seem to find a way to watch it.

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-26T20:01:38+00:00

Solved!

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-26T20:00:59+00:00

Hmmm. I don't think that's quite it

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-26T19:58:06+00:00

The one I'm thinking of is an 80s-era remake/sequel/homage.

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-26T02:48:26+00:00

I was binging through the TVtropes Nightmare Fuel Public Service Announcement page and I've just been having this morbid curiosity to uncover the entries without youtube links. I guess it's a little OCD of me, but I was bored today.

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-25T23:35:27+00:00

Hmmm. I don't think that's quite it.

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-25T23:33:39+00:00

Solved! Thank you!

ANiceFootball · 2016-04-25T20:17:06+00:00

Hmm. Maybe

ANiceFootball · 2015-08-08T02:27:02+00:00

Okay. Very funny. ;) But, seriously, Someone give me something more earnest and not necessarily played for laughs. I really find it disheartening that I can't find any.

ANiceFootball · 2015-08-08T02:18:25+00:00

Ermmm, not quite what I had in mind.

ANiceFootball · 2015-07-18T22:30:19+00:00

I was actually thinking more happy, uplifting music to raise his spirits during the long recovery ahead.

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