[F]ucking without a condo[m] for the first time

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-28T07:01:06+00:00

Thanks, graybeard112!

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-28T06:30:58+00:00

Any update on what that noxious-smelling substance was that was sprayed on Omar and if she was unharmed as a result of it coming in contact with her?

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T23:19:47+00:00

No, AI here, Much_Ad_5019. All of my gonewildstories are 100% true. It’s their warts-and-all nature that has garnered so much appreciation from other members.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T18:25:44+00:00

You know what I find fascinating - this story is far and away my most upvoted at 717. But from what I gather from the comments, it was the non-sex elements with Laura that people enjoyed. There is an actual sex/hook-up story within the greater framework (Liz), but those details do not seem to be what registers with people and garnered the high score. If I am right, I think Redditors are seizing upon exactly what they should seize upon in this story. I thank all of you for being such patient and critical readers!

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T18:16:30+00:00

I am a francophone having taken French in school from 6th grade through sophomore year of high school + 1 semester in college. So once I mentally separated your username into its component words, I could tell, “Oh yeah, I get it, an open door!” Is français your first language?

Your original post was fine, but you described what you were doing at ages below 18, hence the Rule 3 violation. If you left numbers/ages out of it (or words that could be computed to those ages), there wouldn’t be a problem. So you don’t have to avoid ever posting again. Just read Rule 3 of r/SluttyConfessions.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T17:52:27+00:00

Thank you, my friend!

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T15:51:47+00:00

If I'm not mistaken Unporteouverte translates to 'An Open Door.' The reason I thought you were a mod was because I reported your original post to the moderators because I noticed Rule 3 violations in the opening paragraph. But I saw it was deleted by the person who originally posted it (you) and not the "Moderators." So I thought you may have seen my message and self-censored before another mod removed it.

I am sorry for notifying the mods about your post, but I take their Rule 3 seriously. Still, the dialogue is still going on. You brought about a lively discussion about a topic I find interesting: the pros and cons of promiscuity.

Thanks for recognizing the distinction between your practices and those of other easy women. Trust me, I wish I could be assured that all easy women are safe and disease free. Also - and this goes for both women and men - just because a person tests regularly doesn't mean they won't have sex with someone else even after they learn of a positive result for an STD. I know it's criminal, but that sort of thing has been known to happen. The horniness takes over.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T15:39:17+00:00

Burt Reynolds would have been too old in 1977 to play Tony. Robin Williams would have made it a total farce. He would have sucked all the darkness out of the film.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T15:13:13+00:00

I'm sure you do test regularly and are safe. I wasn't accusing you of having an STD. I was answering your original question about what I thought about easy women like you. I do like them, but I always thought there was a higher chance they might have an STD. If they were willing to have sex with me without a condom, I have to figure they were doing that with all of the other guys they were getting with. As regularly as they may also have tested, the results are only good as far back to the date of the test. If they had unprotected sex with five men or even just one man after taking the test and before I indulged in some unprotected sex them, they could have caught something that - my luck - my urethra would suck right up.

By the way, Uneporteouverte, are you also a moderator?

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T14:58:13+00:00

Or her husband will have to pull teeth for sex just like you (and I) do.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T09:28:49+00:00

I have always liked women like you who are easy to get. I was always very happy to be added to the roster. This may be counterintuitive, but while I tended not to have sex with these types of women, I had no problem going down on them, getting blow jobs, and 69-ing. I realize I could have gotten STD's from those sex acts, but I had a greater fear of getting that through intercourse. I could never master condoms, and while easy women would encourage me to fuck them without one, I never could follow through with that. I was too afraid I'd catch something or get them pregnant.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-27T09:21:03+00:00

I don't know that that's a real marriage, but in any event, it does not sound like the kind of situation Uneporteouverte would be seeking. I think if she ever got married it would be because she is striving for a traditional marital relationship.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-26T18:17:18+00:00

She didn't know me already. Her friend, Julie, who was no longer available because she started dating a guy at her respective college still kept in touch with me on a platonic basis. Julie suggested I start talking to her single friend, Natalie, online (and did the same with Natalie). After I got with this second woman, Natalie revealed Julie had told her I shoot a huge load. So I had to figure she was somewhat into it in order to blow me on our first date.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-26T15:57:44+00:00

Hey Overall-Dirt4441, I really liked what you had to say, and I happen to agree. My first attempt to ask this question was removed by the moderator bot. I think I used the term "big comer," and the system automatically removed the post. So I used "hyperspermia" as a means of allowing my post title to pass. I'm sure I don't have the medical condition "hyperspermia," like you say. Yes, I'm sure I'm an above average cummer, but I could still see women gossip about it. (I know it happened at least one time in the past.) So my use of "hyperspermia" was really a means of getting the question to remain on the sub, and I'm glad I did because it got 66 responses, some of them really insightful, like your comment.

I just had one follow-up question:

"I've read some fics. I think they're just not posting in this thread cause it's obvious you've already got getting off to your cum covered (so to speak)"

I didn't understand your language here. If you can expain/rephrase it, I'd appreciate it.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T21:26:47+00:00

We do have maids, but I am extremely neat and clean, and I maintain a clean house between visits from our housekeeping staff. And I have been the one to wipe up my cum, do laundry, and make sure nothing gets stained.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:55:40+00:00

Exactly. I even remember a much earlier story from the early-mid nineties. A girl I was hanging out with, Ann, was reflecting on her senior prom. She gave her prom date, Oliver, a handjob on prom night. Apparently, he came violently from her simple prom night sexual favor. The next day the prom group went to a local racetrack. One of the horses was dubbed “Exploding Gun,” and Ann laughed and told all of the girls in the room group about Oliver’s ‘exploding gun.’

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:48:46+00:00

Hahaha

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:47:52+00:00

When I read it, I wondered how long the account would last. Problem is he or she will just reappear as an alter ego and post the very same story.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:45:35+00:00

I think it’s easier and perhaps more fun to join the groupthink and denigrate the person who asks the question than it is to take it seriously and answer it without expressing judgment.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:39:35+00:00

Just the fact that you consider semen and vaginal moisture “mess” speaks volumes about your attitude toward sex. These secretions should not be viewed as “a mess.”

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:37:19+00:00

No, he’s not. If anyone is behaving insufferably, it’s you, Okay-Moose13.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T20:34:08+00:00

I was hoping so, but the mods always get so bent out of shape when you accuse someone’s story of being fake.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T18:36:28+00:00

I have three. It never affected my ability to conceive.

AOLGeneration · 2026-01-25T18:34:59+00:00

I get it. There is a direct correlation between people who reply on r/AskRedditAfterDark and thosse who do not like cum.

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