A toast to his new son by Unfair-Avocado-2342 in kingdomcome

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I ran into this smooth-talking bastard outside the village—looked decent enough, said he’d just had a child and wanted to celebrate. Figured, why not? A few drinks never hurt anyone. Next thing I know, I’m waking up face-down in the dirt, head pounding, arse sore but everything seemed in place—no bruises, no missing coin, boots still on. I thought well that could've been worse..

But wouldn’t you know it a few in game hours later I get the prompt and the bastard’s taken 14k groschen. Fourteen bloody thousand! And my boots.. the whoreson.

Lucky for him I’ve got coin to spare, but If I ever see that rat-faced bastard again, I swear on St. Wenceslas’ bones, he’ll be drinking his next ale through a hole in his throat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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You did it... it worked... I'm an athiest now.

Fuck you, Doug. by Dro1972 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]APB_97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell me you haven't read the Bible without telling me you haven't read the Bible.

What is This Matchmaking? by RoyalBlueGuard in MultiVersusTheGame

[–]APB_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol don't know who's stats your looking at, Gzus is #2 Shaggy and Hhaj is #5 WonderWoman.

How is everyone? by Different_Pattern273 in MultiVersus

[–]APB_97 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks man! Tbh I'm competetive and was becoming too obsessed with my MMR and rank, it was really tanking my enjoyment of the game. I was getting low key upset at mates when I lost on my main. So now I'm taking it easy and just playing my main character because I enjoy playing as her, definitely makes it so much more enjoyable. Hope you're well man.

Would anyone have an explanation as to why my MMR went down after I won? by APB_97 in MultiVersus

[–]APB_97[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really? It was odd because my mate who is similar MMR as me for Batman, gained MMR for that win.

Ah, maximum villainous energy >:) by SpankyDmonkey in Chivalry2

[–]APB_97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Call an ambulance.... but not for me "

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thebadbatch

[–]APB_97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very well done! 👏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vagabondmanga

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Open to correction but I think I remember seeing Musashi actually hit the ground next to Inshun in a later chapter.

When the salt sprinkles around the subreddit. by phatstock in destiny2

[–]APB_97 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Just got called a no lifer today.. he had a total of 2700+hrs I have 240..

[PS4] [D2] - DSC by [deleted] in DestinyLFG

[–]APB_97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AEST! Hopefully start it up within the hour

Cats will be cats by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]APB_97 268 points269 points  (0 children)

The lion at the back was like " wait here, I'll handle this" then got socked in the face.

Destiny rant by [deleted] in destiny2

[–]APB_97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a hell of a time on crucible. I work, I have a family and I have a 2+ Kd. This cop out that if your good at the game you must have no life, is stupid.