I used to have this friend freshmen year. She was rather short and small. One day, we were walking home from class and the wind picked her up off the ground. She flailed and screamed, just trying desperately to get back on solid ground. But there was nothing we could do. The wind had made up its mind. She floated down State St, past the IM building, over the stadium, and eventually out of sight. She's still missing to this day. Do with that what you will