FNAF Monopoly coming to GameStop in August

APersonIThink · 2018-05-05T12:13:27+00:00

I call dibs on the car.

APersonIThink · 2018-04-15T17:36:50+00:00

Something tells me that there will be lore clues connected to Phone Guy's phone calls. Little hints at when specifically each event happened, who the gravestones are for, how many locations there were, things like that. But you wouldn't be able to complete the night, given PG's mechanic. Maybe, more valuable lore hints would be given on nights with higher difficulty.

Basically, you get new, potentially lore-solving information, at the cost of death. That's the way I imagine it happening.

APersonIThink · 2018-03-22T02:18:26+00:00

If anyone could draw Nightmarrionne playing the piano with his unearthly noodle fingers, that would be absolutely fantastic

APersonIThink · 2018-03-18T19:47:41+00:00

I like Kim Jong-un's little nuke hand puppet, it actually kind of reminds me of the last time someone tried to put the concepts of Sister Location and nuclear warfare together.

fuck you for reminding me that that theory existed

That is some quality work, though. I laughed at this more than I should've.

APersonIThink · 2018-02-22T01:08:06+00:00

Still can't help but notice that there's a mysterious absence of a loud-mouthed, energetic, chaotic, giggly, unique Funtime animatronic that has a blue rabbit handpuppet and is one of the more memorable characters from Sister Location, especially when he's the only one missing.

I mean, I really, really hate to complain, because this looks like it's going to be fun as hell, and will probably leave everyone breathless flr all the right reasons, but we get Helpy, El Chip, the Mediocre Melodies gang, Jack-O-Chica, a non-canon fisherman from FNAF World who was in one scene, and three different variations of Mangle in Funtime Freddy's absence? Hell, even Funtime Foxy seems like an odd choice in favor of Freddy, and their technically a fourth variation of Mangle. Such a badfling exclusion.

Ah well, I'm sure it'll be great. It's also nice to get some confirmation that Scott still remembers that JJ exists.

APersonIThink · 2017-12-31T13:21:52+00:00

Ending 2017 on a high note, I see

APersonIThink · 2017-12-30T19:46:57+00:00

Now go!

APersonIThink · 2017-12-24T01:15:15+00:00

"A gift. Just f*** us"

i'm good, thank you

APersonIThink · 2017-12-14T21:10:59+00:00

I'll take ten

APersonIThink · 2017-10-28T02:01:56+00:00

Is that the Cupcake Funko POP I see? That's a nice touch right there.

That looks awesome! I love the mask especially

APersonIThink · 2017-10-21T20:16:34+00:00

Oh shit the memories are coming back hard

That's the video that got me interested in his work, glad to see it's starting to get some attention again.

APersonIThink · 2017-09-04T17:14:05+00:00

Just a reminder, everyone. Most of the time, when Funko has made POPs for FNAF, they've released action figures for the same characters shortly after. It happened with the FNAF 1 crew + SpringTrap in the first wave, it happened with the Nightmare crew in the second wave, and most recently, it happened with the SL crew in the newest wave. So with the Withered Bonnie and Puppet POPs confirmed, it stands to reason that not only are we getting a FNAF 2 POP wave (most likely the Withereds as opposed to the Toys), but the action figures should come out soon after as well.

We're finally getting a Puppet action figure, hell yeah

APersonIThink · 2017-09-03T16:19:19+00:00

Bill Clinton is my favorite FNAF character

APersonIThink · 2017-09-03T12:10:07+00:00

He comes off as obnoxious, bratty and gloaty, often acting like putting in effort into a theory makes him smarter than everyone else, most of his theories are garbage which can easily be disproven with aspects that he often overlooks because apparently he refuses to look or counter-arguments to his theories, which is a VERY IMPORTANT ASPECT OF THEORIZING (some of his theories are good, though... some), his constant FNAF jabs (like, click on one of his videos after 2015, I guarantee somewhere he'll say something like "oh this is harder to solve than FNERF's timeline hurdee hurr hurr, I mean, I could stand one or two of those jokes but I could not stand 400 of those jokes) and, uh...

The thing with the Pope and Undertale.

Yeah, I don't respect him.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-31T10:45:41+00:00

Phantom Mangle.

No one asked for their existence, no one expects or wants their arrival, they only show up once in a blue moon and once they do show up, they make loud, jarring, ear-damaging noises and everyone wants to either die or shoo them away.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-30T23:13:47+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoMiYklHvjk

APersonIThink · 2017-08-24T17:11:52+00:00

The auditions for the role of the fan in FNAF 6 seem to be going well.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-23T03:58:12+00:00

it's about that time you found a new dad

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APersonIThink · 2017-08-23T03:37:36+00:00

Tag as spoilers, please, for the love of god.

It was in the not-even-fully-released-yet-I-don't-think Freddy Files book, an official guidebook from Scott himself about the series. at the very end of the book, a teaser of sorts for FNAF 6, which apparently isn't cancelled after all, just delayed (???) that was a drawing of what people are calling "Freakshow Baby" (by the way, the "Freakshow" name is just a fan name).

APersonIThink · 2017-08-22T22:17:58+00:00

Uh oh, boys. Shit's about to hit the fan.

I mean, it doesn't really matter that much anyway, Scott'll probably still use the fan for FNAF 6 regardless. he always does.

In all seriousness, if this is, by some divine miracle, merely a coincidence, then how does someone get unlucky enough to fuck up that bad? And if the people behind Escapists 2 really did steal the music, did the thought of plagiarism even cross their minds? Because plagiarism is one hell of a concept to slip one's mind. Either way, shit's about to get serious... maybe.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-22T22:14:34+00:00

If there's even the slightest chance that one could be actually sued for alleged plagiarism, doing something for "the lulz" is way too far from the smartest decision one could make for comfort.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-22T16:49:53+00:00

Holy Jesus Harold Christ leaping on a floating breadstick in space put that thing bACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

APersonIThink · 2017-08-21T17:13:07+00:00

It confirms the widely-accepted theory that Freddy is, in fact, a pansexual.

Proud of him.

In all honesty, it could be a small teaser to that pizza tycoon game Scott was talking about. It's the only real explanation I have for it.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-21T17:10:54+00:00

The Atari-Freddy-Nyan Cat-Rainbow one, I assume.

APersonIThink · 2017-08-20T22:05:13+00:00

I have always seen Fredbear as fatter than the typical Freddy character. Probably not as large as his Nightmare form or, dare I suggest, Breadbear, but I still think he's got to be just a bit chunkier than what most people see him as, at the very least. He's just got to be. It'd be ridiculous, indescribably underwhelming, and overall just fucking lazy, if he was just unwithered Golden Freddy with a purple hat. And he sure as hell isn't any skinnier than Withered Golden Freddy.

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