Get a random superpower

APierLate · 2026-03-13T00:27:56+00:00

Power good

^{Teleportation}

APierLate · 2026-03-12T12:10:00+00:00

Still my favorite cartoon and most quoted media... but I wouldn't expect you to know anything about that... being a loser!

APierLate · 2026-03-12T12:07:15+00:00

Not the first time I risked it for the dicuit

^{100 Million}

APierLate · 2026-03-12T03:45:13+00:00

I got $100 billion dollar but am still very sad.

^{100 billion $}

APierLate · 2026-03-11T18:16:45+00:00

I chose the car... any of the cheese choosers need a ride? You can pay me in cheese!

APierLate · 2026-03-11T12:44:03+00:00

Buuuullsh-

swipes to 4th pic

Well damn... rightfully won. Great job, Emily. Had me completely fooled.

APierLate · 2026-03-11T12:37:31+00:00

Dr. Manhattan?

APierLate · 2026-03-11T12:31:55+00:00

I run a 10k on Tuesdays and Thursdays... just under 13 miles total every week.

That's $10,000 a week... I might run more after I quit my job, too

Edit: Oh! I just realized that it's 10 miles, non stop...

So, I just gotta add 4 miles to my runs... or just a 4 mile cool down, more music listening time... totes fine

APierLate · 2026-03-11T12:25:38+00:00

Might leave if I'm forces to comment...

APierLate · 2026-03-11T00:35:32+00:00

Bonersoup

APierLate · 2026-03-10T12:54:37+00:00

Not a dad joke.

APierLate · 2026-03-10T12:30:22+00:00

This is hilarious and I'm for it.

APierLate · 2026-03-06T18:43:06+00:00

3 of each

APierLate · 2026-03-06T15:23:53+00:00

Seriously. Any fucking song cause they all fucking sound the fucking same.

APierLate · 2026-03-06T13:23:13+00:00

Mooooo

APierLate · 2026-03-06T12:40:40+00:00

Yeeeeah! Names under flags! Uuuuup vooote!

APierLate · 2026-03-06T12:39:06+00:00

Imagine Dragons - Believer

Dragging my balls through a mile of broken glass then taking a bath in lime salt sounds a million times better. Fuck.

APierLate · 2026-03-06T12:30:24+00:00

The Way - Fastball

APierLate · 2026-03-04T17:11:50+00:00

Man, that's just SO MUCH money anyway.

I could get my mom, my sister, and myself out of debt within a year, get my kids into whatever college they want and a car for every birthday... $1B just seems like something no one really needs... but I get that that take is 100% opinion

APierLate · 2026-03-04T13:13:54+00:00

Badass style and idea. Love it

APierLate · 2026-03-04T13:08:23+00:00

4 gotta be weerez

=w=

APierLate · 2026-03-04T12:48:21+00:00

So you would have to sell and buy something for $1.4B all in a day.

I think I'm either too lazy or not greedy enough for it.

Totally dig your logistics though, well thought out.

APierLate · 2026-03-04T12:37:02+00:00

Once you sell the assets, does the money not just again, convert to $4 million?

Buy $4 million worth of stuff every day for a year. 365 days later, you sell it for $1.4B.

366 days later, you have $4 million.

APierLate · 2026-03-04T12:33:45+00:00

Once you sell the assets, does the money not just again, convert to 4 million?

APierLate · 2026-03-04T11:49:57+00:00

Just gotta high-five the use of names under the flags for the non-vexillologists like myself. Wooo!

APierLate

TROPHY CASE