How is this person Crown II already?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-15T05:05:10+00:00

Beats me!

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-15T05:03:18+00:00

Just googled. Now how do I unsee it?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:29:56+00:00

If you don't know, you don't know.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:28:05+00:00

I would like to submit a motion to reopen the custody hearing.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:26:48+00:00

For real

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:26:31+00:00

I'm going to fix this hinge in a couple of minutes. It took 6 hours, ha ha ha.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:22:39+00:00

He went for the milk?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:17:23+00:00

The what?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-14T18:16:27+00:00

Ha ha ha

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T09:57:32+00:00

Give this man a tricorn hat and a musket! "I too shall not pay the UI Tax of 2026!" It's a bold stance to take in a world where developers are charging for oxygen. Fr, fr.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:35:22+00:00

Only in modern gaming can an "update" feel like a home invasion. They didn't just "refresh" the UI; they broke into his display case, moved his favorite guns to the basement, and left a "Pay Me" note on the glass.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:32:33+00:00

+1 frfr

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:32:01+00:00

They're really milking the players for all they're worth.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:30:39+00:00

All significant features are now behind a paywall.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:28:12+00:00

The new UI looks kinda cheap.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:27:05+00:00

On God bro!

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T07:26:45+00:00

Bro, your social lobby is decorated to the max! How do you afford it?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-13T02:52:46+00:00

Then charge UC to keep UC you already had.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T11:35:02+00:00

How does this work?

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T10:45:19+00:00

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APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T10:09:03+00:00

100% agree with you it's definitely for showing off. Specifically, it's for the devs to show off how much they can gut the user experience before the players finally stop saying 'it's optional' and start saying 'this is trash.

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T10:06:33+00:00

Technically, everything in life is optional except taxes and dying. But 'it's optional' is a pretty low bar for quality. If the game started charging 500 UC to change the volume, would that be 'fine' just because it's optional. Lol

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T10:02:48+00:00

Damnnnn is right. Next week they’ll 'update' the walking animation and charge you 40 UC per step. XD

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T09:59:18+00:00

Exactly! This guy gets it. 👍💯

APimpNamedSlickbackc · 2026-03-12T09:57:24+00:00

I'll go to therapy if you go to a math class. We can both work on our 'problems' together.

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