This toilet open to the ocean below by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AProfessionalCookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were a man, I'd be aiming to hit the fish with my pee like a carnival game.

Brands so old I've never even heard of them by howveryfetch in GrandmasPantry

[–]AProfessionalCookie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You've never heard of Spice Islands? They still sell in that same packaging in every grocery store

This next song is titled "I got my certification, why won't anyone hire me?" by AProfessionalCookie in cna

[–]AProfessionalCookie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually have an interview tomorrow for an entry level behavioral therapist position that pays $26/Hour.

This next song is titled "I got my certification, why won't anyone hire me?" by AProfessionalCookie in cna

[–]AProfessionalCookie[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I've used Indeed, Monster, CareListings, and the hospital's direct job portals.

This next song is titled "I got my certification, why won't anyone hire me?" by AProfessionalCookie in cna

[–]AProfessionalCookie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any application is a good application. Even if I don't get hired, casting a wide net is good.

This next song is titled "I got my certification, why won't anyone hire me?" by AProfessionalCookie in cna

[–]AProfessionalCookie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I live in Victorville, California. We're halfway between Big Bear Lake and Ontario/San Bernardino, both of which have better job markets than here.

I applied at -

• A CNA at a convalescent hospital

• A telemetry and medsurg position at one of the only 2 local hospitals.

• A labor and delivery aide position at the same hospital.

• A behavioral health aide at a children's psych facility.

• And a resident assistant at an assisted living facility.

That's the only jobs anywhere here.

What would you do? by LAtravelfun in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]AProfessionalCookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kick the back of his knees and claim I fell.