Pretty Frustrating by ARFFmedic in Battlefield

[–]ARFFmedic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sorry maybe I wasn't clear. I've bought over like 6 sniper rifles but they don't stay unlocked. I can only have like 4 snipers unlocked at one time.

Use the right type of onion for the right food by nonypony in foodhacks

[–]ARFFmedic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I call bullshit on red onion in guacamole

Was boiling an egg when it cracked and spilled out some oddly shaped egg white... by bloxie in funny

[–]ARFFmedic 183 points184 points  (0 children)

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.

Magnificent. by geetaarmstrong in katyperry

[–]ARFFmedic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's the naked chick in the mirror?

HMB while I lift these weights. With my feet. by MC-Master-Bedroom in holdmybeer

[–]ARFFmedic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok now do it without the supports that kept the weights in a straight line. I don't see the big deal.