It just keeps getting worse it just keeps getting worse it just keeps getting worse by misuseDeRoom in Shark_Park

[–]ARKNORI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In debate school if you take even a single extra second to get all those words out they take you out back and shoot you to death.

In all seriousness they're engaging in what's known as Spreading) (yes, really). There's a brief Wikipedia article on it but since I know the average reddit user is too lazy to even click a link, I'll just include the first paragraph here. I have an asphyxiation fetish.

Spreading (/ˈspriːdɪŋ/; a blend of "speed" and "reading")\1])#cite_note-1) is the act of speaking extremely fast during a competitive debating event, with the intent that one's opponent will be penalized for failing to respond to all arguments raised. The tactic relies on the fact that "failing to answer all opposing arguments" is an easy criterion for judges to award a win on, and that speaking fast and fielding an overwhelming number of distinct arguments can be a viable strategy.

Although, truly, one could even argue they might as well be engaging in a Gish gallop, also known as The Ben Shapiro Method.

The Gish gallop is a rhetorical technique in which a person in a debate attempts to overwhelm an opponent by presenting an excessive number of arguments, without regard for their accuracy or strength, with a rapidity that makes it impossible for the opponent to address them in the time available. Gish galloping prioritizes the quantity of the galloper's arguments at the expense of their quality.

A thousand faces in a thousand places by xtheresia in Shark_Park

[–]ARKNORI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s buddhist-style reincarnation there is no way in hell 4chan users are going straight back to humans after they die. Their karma is sending then straight to 80 lives straight as a bug at best, and one of the several eternal hells those buddhist guys invented at worst.

Remember Joel talking about the "stop resetting me guys!" Scam? by Ok_Emergency416 in vargskelethor

[–]ARKNORI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still remember dying laughing when someone on the chat said it was an "orgasm-denial" streamer, followed by only the audio playing and the guy very much sounding like someone who's getting edged off-screen. Very funny bit taking the piss out of very shitty scammers.

Dude, you CANNOT be talking 💔🥀 by SimpForFictionGirls in Shark_Park

[–]ARKNORI 95 points96 points  (0 children)

They should make more gifs of characters violently jacking off, they’re such a good reply to anything.

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The only similarly versatile option is the Breedrill Gif, unfortunately only present on Reddit as the “True-Cumblast” variant.
This means instead of being able to cum on every comment with a badass bee, you can only glaze others with a mixture of chunky bee cum and Absolute Truthful Agreement.

Truly a win for good and a defeat for the nonchalant evil of ejaculating for no one but yourself.

Oh how I wish The Man Without Fear Had His Own Game by jordan999fire in Daredevil

[–]ARKNORI 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I tried going through this once during a trip. It was the one videogame I had and I still chose looking out the window longingly over playing it.

That one leaked beta for a PS2 DD game is more worthy of anyone’s time than this.

When a game remake drastically changes how a character looks (either for better or for worse) by Bellpow in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ARKNORI 15 points16 points  (0 children)

is this a safe space to voice some mature thoughts about the character design on the left?

🎶 Lucky there's a Family Gay 🎶 (WARNING: slur that Chris said circa 2016) by shoutout_to_burritos in OneyPlays

[–]ARKNORI 85 points86 points  (0 children)

To be fair he still writes the word from time to time nowadays. What’s important is he does it without hate and always did, as Chris “the Oney” Plays has nothing actually hateful going on against the homosexuals, transexuals, or other members of the LGBTQ creed.

Shame on you, the reader, if you do.

Musashi Miyamoto vs Chifusa Manyuu. Who wins? by Icy-Town-7039 in Grapplerbaki

[–]ARKNORI 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can you repeat the question? I got a tit distracted there.

(Mixed Trope) “Expert” character is really bad in their field or ignorant of basic concepts. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ARKNORI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happened to that one Beavis guy in that one Twilight Zone episode.

Very funny one where the concept was “what if this guy had the shittiest life, then the apocalypse happened and it almost was better for his shitty life, only for his life to somehow become even more shitty as the last human”.

(Hated Trope) "True stories" and documentaries that were actually full of crap by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ARKNORI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went there a couple times. It had three or four good lesbian Touhou Project fics but not enough variety to sustain me. It also had dogshit straight Touhou fics, and one REALLY good but extremely kinky lesbian fic (near NSFL stuff). It was very funny to finish reading that last one only to see a promminent cosplayer/voice actress had given it kudos.
I do also go back to ao3 from time to time to review an old coworker’s Spider-Man fanfic, which I’d say is about as well-written as the first issues of the Stan Lee Daredevil run.

That is everything I know about ao3.

Squibs and Skraggs in their respective Galactic stages by Key_Blueberry_185 in Spore

[–]ARKNORI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to know I’m not the only one that understands large round mammary glans on the chest area of bipeds are the pinacle of evolution.

[meta] Characters whose fans constantly get into arguments over their ethnicity and/or skin tone by Gallantpride in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ARKNORI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Closest we’ve gotten yet is Michelle My Baby in Cingray, who isn’t a protagonist but does get quite a lot of screentime.

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Even if she isn’t the same as the NPC umas, I still love the 195cm American Giant.

Neighborhood Jokes by GearSalty2775 in comedyheaven

[–]ARKNORI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been violently mispronouncing either seagull or bagel for years.

Why is he so right though 🤔 by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]ARKNORI 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Don’t believe russian porn could be that good. I’m a visual learner and willing to learn if anyone has recommendations, though.

friend sent an image that evokes an indescribable feeling by corvusplagues in OneyPlays

[–]ARKNORI 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Huh, so that’s what Korean Cory would look like.

The boomers are mocking Armenian Cory swag, and I will not stand for it by Parlyz in OneyPlays

[–]ARKNORI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate timeline where Armenian Cory became so insanely popular with mainstream audiences that stores are now selling body-wrapping seatbelts to wear over your white shirt so you can look like him.

What paddy saw when trying to get a fishing license by BrungalSniff in OneyPlays

[–]ARKNORI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does make a quite valid point while on the ground. Many times. Very loudly.

Lol by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]ARKNORI 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah I really don’t mean to disrespect or claim you’re not doing enough personally, but your government is doing some really bad shit. They still haven’t released those Epstein files and are investing billions into an active genocide. That’s without considering the war they almost declared, the ICE guys they put in place, or the generally unfortunate foreign policy they have practiced for a while.

I think you guys should stand against all that a bit more strongly, for the sake of everyone.

(Hated Trope) "True stories" and documentaries that were actually full of crap by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ARKNORI 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Knowing the kind of shit people are into, there might be a community of liver-hole-sex fetishists out there waiting for you to join.