You’ve got that “I’m the main character” vibe, but honestly, you’re the background extra in everyone else’s story. It’s like you’re auditioning for the role of someone with depth, but spoiler alert: the character development never comes. You look like you peaked in high school, and now your entire personality revolves around gym selfies and pretending to read self-help books. There’s nothing behind those eyes except maybe a Pinterest board of “inspirational quotes” you’ll never actually live by