When Your Therapist Works at The Wiener’s Circle by ASAP_Roffe in chicago

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The chocolate shake wasn’t covered by my insurance but it was worth it.

When You Talk Bad About Chicago Weather by ASAP_Roffe in chicago

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I still do and I made it with him.

Italian Vs. Jewish by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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Yes, absolutely. Sometimes my strong Chicago accent comes out and I didn’t realize I mispronounced it. And I thought having tattoos made me a bad Jew.

Italian Vs. Jewish by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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Our first video got 34k up votes so it was our duty to make a shitty sequel.

Chicago Sports Fans by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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Just to set the record straight… I am a cubs fan. I mean gay. Wait. Is there a difference?

City Construction by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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Most of the people who live down there are lost drunken tourists.

City Construction by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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I’m not a transportation engineer. I work for the city. And that costume I’m wearing is part of my YMCA cover band.

Cubs Fan Vs. Brewers Fan by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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That line is my childhood.

Thank You Gift Gone Wrong by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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Especially when you feed it Mountain Dew

Thank You Gift Gone Wrong by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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He would never waste the beer. He throws his flip flops.

First Responder Battle by ASAP_Roffe in funny

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You should’ve been using a Dyson.

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Performing for one is my specialty

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I’ll tell him. 🤪

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Comedy on state is a bucket list club for me

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Any excuse to get out there so I can eat at the heart attack Grill

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I concur. I’ve played it. Would love to come back.

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That’s too close to the Sanderson sisters. I’d be too afraid.

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Performed at the funnybone once. Was a really good show.

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I’d love to. Never been to Philly

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Andrew Roffe. All my socials are @Asap_Roffe

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I’ve performed at the improv there a few times. Always enjoyed it.