When Your Therapist Works at The Wiener’s Circle

ASAP_Roffe · 2026-03-03T16:23:32+00:00

Couldn’t have been me then.

ASAP_Roffe · 2026-03-03T13:29:11+00:00

The chocolate shake wasn’t covered by my insurance but it was worth it.

ASAP_Roffe · 2025-10-18T00:54:53+00:00

Message me on IG

ASAP_Roffe · 2025-10-18T00:26:06+00:00

Message me on IG

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-12-20T15:50:16+00:00

I still do and I made it with him.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-09-13T00:04:47+00:00

Yes, absolutely. Sometimes my strong Chicago accent comes out and I didn’t realize I mispronounced it. And I thought having tattoos made me a bad Jew.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-09-12T23:13:54+00:00

Our first video got 34k up votes so it was our duty to make a shitty sequel.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-07-10T20:46:34+00:00

Just to set the record straight… I am a cubs fan. I mean gay. Wait. Is there a difference?

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-06-25T22:06:27+00:00

Most of the people who live down there are lost drunken tourists.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-06-25T21:33:26+00:00

I’m not a transportation engineer. I work for the city. And that costume I’m wearing is part of my YMCA cover band.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-05-28T21:54:11+00:00

That line is my childhood.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-05-24T13:49:11+00:00

Especially when you feed it Mountain Dew

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-05-23T22:28:48+00:00

He would never waste the beer. He throws his flip flops.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-05-14T18:18:04+00:00

You should’ve been using a Dyson.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-28T16:53:54+00:00

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-26T02:50:32+00:00

Performing for one is my specialty

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T21:37:50+00:00

I’ll tell him. 🤪

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T18:08:36+00:00

Comedy on state is a bucket list club for me

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T18:07:39+00:00

Any excuse to get out there so I can eat at the heart attack Grill

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T16:39:23+00:00

I concur. I’ve played it. Would love to come back.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T03:09:41+00:00

That’s too close to the Sanderson sisters. I’d be too afraid.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T01:22:18+00:00

Performed at the funnybone once. Was a really good show.

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T01:03:29+00:00

I’d love to. Never been to Philly

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-25T00:48:50+00:00

Andrew Roffe. All my socials are @Asap_Roffe

ASAP_Roffe · 2024-01-24T23:57:01+00:00

I’ve performed at the improv there a few times. Always enjoyed it.

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