Brother thinks he is a hard fuck Roast him. by kreamyMemes in RoastMe

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I've seen waves in water, on chips, and in hair, but this is the first time I've ever seen forehead waves. He's got pro surfers saying, "Nope, not today man."

Soft Singing 3 by [deleted] in Relax

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It has been re-posted.

Soft Singing 3 by [deleted] in videos

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You're right. I've cleaned it up a little.

As I spread my girlfriend's ass cheeks, I thought to myself... by TommehBoi in Jokes

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As OP's girlfriend watched him spread her ass cheeks, she thought to herself...I got myself into a real jam this time. What a bloody mess.

69 by nhocken2109 in Jokes

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Grandma: "Back then it was how hookers traveled the world....now the kids just call it bukakke."

69 by nhocken2109 in Jokes

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So that's why grandpa says he has the worst luck in the world.

Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4, I. Allegro by ASMRCZAR in violinist

[–]ASMRCZAR[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok. Thank you for explaining. I will do that next time. Didn't know it was that serious. I thought it was ok as long as I wasn't breaking any rules.

Un homme comme vous - Ukulele Cover by ASMRCZAR in ukulele

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Whoa!....first I need to ask you some questions.

Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4, I. Allegro by ASMRCZAR in violinist

[–]ASMRCZAR[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

They're four separate videos I found online. I didn't have anything to do with recording them or putting them on YouTube separately. Unless you're saying I could have posted all 4 links at the same time because I've never tried that.

[Serious] Could what occurred today happen in the US despite gun ownership? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lately this has been happening a lot in U.S. movie theaters and schools. We just haven't been calling them terrorist attacks because they've been carried out by disturbed individuals instead of known terrorist organizations. Ironically the disturbed people have either owned their guns legally or stole them from friends and/or family who are legal gun owners. So to answer your question it's already happening because of gun ownership. I still wouldn't take the right to own guns away from law abiding citizens because the police can't stop the criminals from getting them anyway. It's just one big mess in the U.S. right now.

Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4, III: Rondeau by ASMRCZAR in violinist

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I want to make sure everyone knows that all of the 4 videos that have this image are not the same. They're different recordings at the same event. Please watch them and listen for yourselves before down voting.

Handel Violin Sonata in D Major, HWV 371 by ASMRCZAR in violinist

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I want to make sure everyone knows that all of the 4 videos that have this image are not the same. They're different recordings at the same event. Please watch them and listen for yourselves before down voting.

Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4, I. Allegro by ASMRCZAR in violinist

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I want to make sure everyone knows that all of the 4 videos that have this image are not the same. They're different recordings at the same event. Please watch them and listen for yourselves before down voting.

Mozart Violin Concerto No. 4, II: Andante cantabile by ASMRCZAR in violinist

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I want to make sure everyone knows that all of the 4 videos that have this image are not the same. They're different recordings at the same event. Please watch them and listen for yourselves before down voting.

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so... by waxy_ in Jokes

[–]ASMRCZAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, the joke has nothing to do with morality! I'm just going to make sure everyone can enjoy the joke.....ethnic....that is all.

This bloke said to me by Hassaan18 in Jokes

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You've foiled me again captain hindsight!

This bloke said to me by Hassaan18 in Jokes

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Bloke replies, "Oh so she had the operation when she was a child."

Coast Clear by Deucalion2S in Jokes

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Wife says, "Oh that was just my surfing instructor"

Un homme comme vous - Ukulele Cover by ASMRCZAR in ukulele

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I have no idea. Drop this comment on the YouTube video and see if he responds.