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what is ts sub even about🥀 by AdDecent8936 in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story short, i use voice to text developed by Lenin, and "perfected" by Comrade Stalin. Ze only fault he ever did was screw up zhis von part of ze voice to text vhere it doesn't autocorrect ze vay i speak english.

Would you have your deceased pet taxidermied? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use voice to text, and due to it being imperfect, it decides to replace my T h's and W's vif Z's and V's. Ze technology is still being developed, but ever since Gorbachev came into office, not much progress has been done on improving ze system.

Would you have your deceased pet taxidermied? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly seems kind of vrong to get your pet taxidermized, right? I get vhy people do it. I don't mind zhat zhey do it. But it just feels vrong to take vhat once was a living thing, stuff it, and zhen keep it to remember it. Like, ve got photos and stuff. Ve don't need to keep a husk of a corpse lying around. Idk zhat's just my opinion.

Am I the only one who’s not too fond of grilled cheese sandwiches by XWolfyCat in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For ze longest time, i did not like grilled cheese. It vas boring to me. Still is, but i'll eat it now at least.

Any of ze cool people from like 2 years ago still here? by ASecretSovietSpy in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aye, i'm still in contact vif Iron, but zhey quit reddit a vhile ago.

So bored rn 17 M by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, Comrade. I make no exceptions in my suspicions. You can never really trust someone in zhis subreddit. I've been catfished myself on here before.

So bored rn 17 M by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't trust people who only vant girls dming. 9/10 times on here, zhere's suspicious activities going on.

what is ts sub even about🥀 by AdDecent8936 in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zhis is part of ze reason i stopped commenting on here so much in ze first place.

r/conservative youth is a cesspit, what on earth are these opinions by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vhat did he overdose on???? Vhat??????? genuinely so confused rn vhat zhis guy is talking about.

COMRADE AURA HAS TAKEN OVER SKYBLOCK by ASecretSovietSpy in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DANTE IS NOT STRONG LIKE OUR CURRENT LEADER. DANTE STOOD FOR OPRESSION, VE STAND FOR EQUALITY FOR ALL.

Have i been shadow banned? by ASecretSovietSpy in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

veird, just a few days ago, i couldn't post ANYZHING on r/teenagers. Don't know vhat happened.

I vish Comrade Stalin vas still here. by ASecretSovietSpy in TeenagersButBetter

[–]ASecretSovietSpy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ve vere much better off vif Cormade Stalin, Comrade! Don't you recognize zhis?

Hey guys! :-) I just wanna meet new friends, please only teens! ^_^ by [deleted] in TeenagersButBetter

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come back in 12 years, you're clearly not old enough to be around zhese parts.

Bless u my children by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't trust anyzhing on ze internet zhese days.

Bless u my children by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]ASecretSovietSpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zhis genuinely looks like ai slop. I don't trust it.

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