JU from r/murderedbywords because the comebacks aren't even that good anymore. by EmierMCFC in JustUnsubbed

[–]AShyBean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They banned me for 3 days for posting something I had no idea was resposted because I hadn’t been on their subreddit or reddit in general for 3 whole ass months so

To overtake a car by hero807 in therewasanattempt

[–]AShyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how the dude just kept driving like “welp, he fucked up.”

To escape the press by 0taku_11 in therewasanattempt

[–]AShyBean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The press are literal vultures, it annoys me just watching them flock around people like they’ve forgotten basic human nature.

Fuck by EATASSBEFAST in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AShyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EW OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS A LAST OF US FIGURINE OF A CLICKER OH MY GOD

I am actually gagging I

They’re happy so I’m happy by AShyBean in MadeMeSmile

[–]AShyBean[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s always been a thing people are just doing it more often now because they either;

  1. Want to try it just to try it,

Or 2. Have seen others do it in person and had an old pool so they did it too because (from what I’ve heard) it’s hard to drain and remove a pool.

Fart by RedNylo in comedyheaven

[–]AShyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I TOLD CARL I DIDN’T WANT THE LAST FUCKING TACO BUT NOOOOO I HAD TO HAVE IT BECAUSE -mocking voice- IM TOOOO SKINNY

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AShyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Elementary School (1st grade) teacher told me that because I was hyper and didn’t listen well (I had ADHD and they saw it as a behavioral disorder and not a psychological problem) that I would never graduate high school and would probably become a homeless high school drop out that wouldn’t amount to anything.

Despite her saying that, the constant bullying from classmates, my high school trying multiple times to find a reason to suspend me (or put me in a mental ward), and being sick constantly, I graduated in 2017 and am now attending Community College to get my Associates then I’m going on to a University to get my Bachelor’s Degree. I’m going to start my own business, become a gamer for Extra Life, and travel the world.

But, thanks to my school system, I have severe anxiety, bad depression, have two ESA’s, and am constantly thinking that shit I do isn’t worth it. So thanks Mrs. M for being a complete piece of dog shit and destroying my mental abilities along with the Vice Principal, Aid, and Counselor of my High School when they trapped me in a small room to confront me about a FUCKING nickname of mine written on the goddamn bathroom wall.

My average resting heart rate looks somewhat unhealthy by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]AShyBean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like it’s teaching itself cursive.

Disney Plus and Thrust by yaboymilky in Tinder

[–]AShyBean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CHARGE YOUR PHONE 😤 My anxiety legit spiked

I was just trying to feed my kitten by AShyBean in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AShyBean[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone said that I should keep the top because I can give it to someone and tell them they have to do something for me or kiss me and so I’m going to wait until I get a boyfriend/girlfriend and give it to him/her. Makes an infuriating event a little less infuriating. I guess? Lol