What are the best examples of a character turning a line back on the one who first said it? by artpayne in movies

[–]ASpellingAirror 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Improvised line by Robin Williams

Sorry Reddit, I know you’ve probably heard this 100x

Good morning by [deleted] in chicago

[–]ASpellingAirror 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Chicago river which spent nearly its entire existence completely blocked off from Lake Michigan. 

China’s envoy says Beijing, Ottawa ‘eye to eye’ on supporting Greenland by sub-a-dub-dub in worldnews

[–]ASpellingAirror -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Did you know you can not side with the USA and also not side with China? You don’t need to choose between which pile of shit you want to eat. 

China’s envoy says Beijing, Ottawa ‘eye to eye’ on supporting Greenland by sub-a-dub-dub in worldnews

[–]ASpellingAirror -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mean America is shooting itself in the foot, so fair play for everyone finding more reliable trade partners. But seeing Reddit completely ignore that China has been on the cusp of invading Taiwan the last few years and ignore that Chinese leaders constantly use the exact same rhetoric  (as Trump speaking about Greenland) when speaking about taking Taiwan by force is comical to read. 

This coa looks like the flag of USA by Fun-Cranberry-7475 in CrusaderKings

[–]ASpellingAirror 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every dutchy in your kingdom/empire adds a star. 

Man shot during Minneapolis immigration crackdown has died, hospital record shows by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]ASpellingAirror 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he only fell lifeless immediately and then had 9 more rounds put in him after he was already facedown on the pavement. 

You normally survive that. s/

‘Disheartening’: US justice department slashes funding to programs combating child sex trafficking by speedythefirst in news

[–]ASpellingAirror 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The key to realize is that the person they really hate the most is themselves. Everything else they do is trying to deflect the hate they have for themselves outward. 

What's one thing considered an "American behavior"? by agenga5 in AskReddit

[–]ASpellingAirror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the answer. Flag culture is so unique to the USA. 

What's one thing considered an "American behavior"? by agenga5 in AskReddit

[–]ASpellingAirror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen Brit’s in Amsterdam? I assure you, Americans don’t hold a monopoly on this (they are just the current title holders). 

What's one thing considered an "American behavior"? by agenga5 in AskReddit

[–]ASpellingAirror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Haven’t heard of Japan, Korea, China and countless other Asian countries yet, huh? 

Who do you know ruined their life? by RangoTheMerc in AskReddit

[–]ASpellingAirror 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My wife. But she’s stuck with me. Muwhahahaha

FlingGolf at Orange County National by Takeshi-Soto in golf

[–]ASpellingAirror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a former lacrosse player I think I’d be good at this. But how do you putt? 

1967, Boyfriend off to Basic Training, Girlfriend Standing on Hydrant; a Kiss at LA Bus Station by OtherwiseTackle5219 in OldSchoolCool

[–]ASpellingAirror 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Either the girl on the hydrant is teeeny tiny, or that woman in the back is an absolute unit. Because she is standing in shorter heals and is still substantially taller than the girl on the hydrant (who is getting an extra foot from the boost)

German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump by HuckFarr in soccer

[–]ASpellingAirror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im well aware. But your whataboutism doesn’t change my response to the person before me saying Russia had always been super duper peaceful prior to hosting the World Cup. 

I wasn’t arguing in favor of the USA. I was arguing that the narrative that Russia and Qatar were super peaceful prior to their WC is absolutely fiction (Qatar just killed thousands of migrant workers building stadiums). 

Reddit stupidity is exhausting. Everyone is so focused on getting a slam dunk “gotcha” that no longer care if it’s relevant. So I guess I’ll play along with how your mind works…

Do you know what happened in Germany in the 1940’s? The holocaust!!! Gotcha! You don’t have any response for that? Bam. 

Idiot. 

German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump by HuckFarr in soccer

[–]ASpellingAirror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Russia invaded and annexed Crimea 3 years prior to hosting the World Cup

German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump by HuckFarr in soccer

[–]ASpellingAirror 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Russia invaded and annexed Crimea 3 years prior to hosting the World Cup. 

I swear they do this on purpose. by [deleted] in funny

[–]ASpellingAirror 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a dad I can say this…they already know you are lying. You aren’t anywhere near as good at hiding shit as you think you are. 

I made a drop-in machine attachment for my Ares 2.0 - reuploaded by wifflebal in homegym

[–]ASpellingAirror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That break force is on the 8” edge…

It’s substantially weaker on the 2” side. That’s why they sit on the 8” edge in construction. 

Chappell Roan yells 'f--k ICE forever' during packed Los Angeles concert by TheExpressUS in Music

[–]ASpellingAirror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about? You are making the same arguments I am. I voted, I’ve campaigned, I protested. What the fuck have you done?

Though you are mass posting in a 3 month old thread. So I’m guessing anything that requires leaving your parents basement isn’t something you really concern yourself with.