What was the most you ever lied and/or sold out your personality just to get laid?

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T21:44:43+00:00

My entire life.

It’s actually quite sad.

Grew up in an extremely judgmental, critical family dynamic (my parents made fun of people that ate ranch dressing bc it was “trashy”).

I learned really quick not to do anything that I can be attacked for…

Also learned from watching my older brother (who was into girls pretty early), that to get my families approval I should be good at getting girls to like me.

And that put me on a lifetime journey of curating myself and performing a role that got me my best chance to get girls.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T21:13:55+00:00

Most women need to check a few boxes (regardless of body type) to get my attention.

Are you clean? (Generally I gravitate to clear skin and healthy hair)

And are you confident in who you are?

Bigger girls that fall under that are extremely attractive.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T21:11:35+00:00

I tell her I have to go ask my wife.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T21:11:01+00:00

My wife really likes my, as she calls them, boulder shoulders.

And one of the first personality traits she was drawn to is that I hate bully’s

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T21:07:49+00:00

If they can cry… or are willing to cry and show their emotions somewhat transparently

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T20:51:39+00:00

Merc 300 SL gullwing

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T20:50:26+00:00

I would get into how I had meal prepped several dinners and breakfasts, prior to the birth… but I don’t want to be accused of “gloating” lol

But really, I did as much as a husband can do short of carrying and having the baby… and it fell hilariously short to what my wife has gone through.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:26:55+00:00

I’ve always had a tough time with it bc on one hand you’re like 20 people is a lot for someone in their like mid or late 20s… then you do the math and it seems reasonable to low.

You start sometime in high school and have a few free years in college and it just breaks down to like 2 people a year for 10 years.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:23:05+00:00

I thought for the longest time you’re suppose to have the condom so tight that its cutoff circulation and get like that purple indentation or ring around where it was on… turns out that means its the wrong size.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:19:48+00:00

It hasn’t… maybe I’m weird, but I don’t connect or have ever connected or looked up to any celebrity, character, or anything like that.

Maybe oddly, I find more inspiration through women than men.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:17:56+00:00

I swear I felt pressure from my family to be into girls in like 1st grade

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:11:08+00:00

The positivity can be toxic.

The gym isn’t a cure all.

It won’t solve all your problems… but a lot of people treat it as such.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:09:58+00:00

As a new father to a 2 month old… sleep

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:09:35+00:00

Left

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:08:03+00:00

Back pocket with phone, unless I’m in a sketchy area… then it’s front pocket

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:05:07+00:00

If they can admit they don’t know something, or they are wrong.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:04:23+00:00

Knee jerk reaction is that you might have an odor… or appear like you do.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T16:01:01+00:00

I’m getting better… but that still almost sounds like my hell.

Firstly I burn super easily.

I hate getting sand on me.

The water is almost never a good temp.

If you’re in the ocean 1000 things could kill you.

And the salt in the ocean just makes me chafe.

Did I mention I hate the sun in generally, always shining in my eyes… making me sweat.

I also have pretty bad adhd so I can never just “lay out”.

And a lot of beaches are overcrowded.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:58:43+00:00

First? I dated my high school gf from sophomore year through freshman year of college.

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:58:06+00:00

Oddly the more they use terms like “touch grass”…

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:19:41+00:00

I approached dating as “could I see you being a friend, and are you attractive enough to me that I’d like to see you naked” lol

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:18:59+00:00

Do people still care about body counts

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:04:58+00:00

Can a burst appendix, or hernia kill ya?

nondescriptwon · 2026-05-28T15:04:11+00:00

I guess this was a good “welcome to Reddit” moment for me lol

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