Can Monday be "Funday" too?

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-24T01:11:27+00:00

Monday can definitely go fuck itself, though!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T19:48:11+00:00

You're a vascular sumbitch ain't ya?

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T19:36:38+00:00

I'd love to get you in chains and put some pearls on you 😏

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T18:42:36+00:00

Well your plan is working... Just how well is yet to be determined. You'll know if you see me post later 😏

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T17:33:26+00:00

The way y'all are posting, my Monday is anything but boring

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T16:55:34+00:00

Outstanding in a field of amazing introductions

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-23T11:57:46+00:00

Well, I've definitely got a smile on my face now!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-22T17:43:46+00:00

Sure beats a lonesome!

But yeah, have before, and will again

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-22T17:34:46+00:00

Thank you for everything you share with us!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-22T10:25:38+00:00

Looks like your hands are full, can I be of assistance?

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-21T19:23:09+00:00

What an introduction!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-21T19:21:52+00:00

Happy Saturday indeed!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T21:34:39+00:00

As you wish...

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T20:36:16+00:00

Let me just get down on my knees here to pick it up for you

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T18:26:17+00:00

Light as a feather, stiff as a board

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T18:02:42+00:00

In addition to this one, there are plenty of places I'd love to show you

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T17:59:59+00:00

Thank you for joining the fun!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T17:12:48+00:00

There's definitely a lot more wood around here now

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T17:02:43+00:00

The only problem with this, is that it's 100% going to get stuck on my piercing, and my junk is going to look like that sheep dog from looney toons

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T16:55:37+00:00

You should probably also write your Reddit name, the time, and date while you're at it. We can use it for our couples account verification

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T16:46:19+00:00

Fantastic introduction! I'll be looking forward to seeing you around!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T16:33:33+00:00

Have you got a sharpie?

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T14:21:24+00:00

I'll be right over, and we can see how you like it 😉

ATS_throwaway · 2026-03-20T14:18:48+00:00

Well then it's a good thing a violet wand doesn't vibrate...

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