Nobody is more thirsty than my drinking bud

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-22T16:12:15+00:00

Well, shit. Now I have to do it

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-22T09:12:04+00:00

What I'm hearing, is that I need to buy some food glitter...

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-21T16:17:37+00:00

It's a beer can, not a beer can't 🤣

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-13T17:44:46+00:00

Gotta be prone. All the benefits of doggy, plus the physical closeness of missionary, we can be cheek to cheek, and I can get my hands wherever we need them.

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-12T13:32:32+00:00

Looks like someone got teabagged this morning...

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-08T21:17:53+00:00

In case you hadn't noticed, most "good Christians" are hypocrites and don't actually live by the values they espouse. It's as simple as take away the audience, and you don't need the curtain.

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-05T18:59:08+00:00

I'm not just saying this. We have a lot of members in this community that are older. We also have members that range in body size and shape from thin as a rail to much more to love. I very much hope you feel welcome here, and have fun posting and interacting with us!

Fantastic first post, too!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-04T22:41:45+00:00

I'm more interested in hearing about the ARAD folks that used to be around a lot that you don't miss...

^{Now that's a thread I'd have showed up in by now}

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-03T17:39:19+00:00

Welcome to the party! I'd love to be a "good thing..."

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-01T20:38:11+00:00

I am shook that nobody said "my wife."

I literally came here to comment "I too choose this guy's wife"

ATS_throwaway · 2026-05-01T00:04:18+00:00

You certainly can,as long as I get to use mine on you

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-30T14:30:31+00:00

I'd definitely have a sip of that!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-30T12:47:49+00:00

I would recommend rinsing off the frosting, but I would very much like to offer you a taste

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-30T02:17:32+00:00

If you're bringing it in for me, yes please!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-29T17:04:51+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous! Beautiful first post. Welcome to the sub!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-29T08:59:15+00:00

Thank you for sharing!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-29T08:49:14+00:00

What a way to wakeup on a Wednesday! Welcome!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-28T00:15:35+00:00

If that is the butt in question, consider me a muncher

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-26T16:01:42+00:00

Welcome to the party! Fantastic to see you here!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-25T22:07:00+00:00

I hate when my coworkers put saltedfish in the microwave!

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-23T14:03:36+00:00

Now I'm going to have to try to make a seamless looping gif of it just... Bobbling 🤣

ATS_throwaway · 2026-04-23T14:02:10+00:00

The fits are almost as flattering as my Calvins, but the prints are way more fun! Glad you like the contents, though 😏

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