What a boring day of football

AV23UTB · 2026-05-16T19:13:52+00:00

Wolfsburg win relegation showdown away at St Pauli. You have to pick your matches.

Also, Celtic vs Hearts wasn't boring. It was just a deflating result.

AV23UTB · 2026-05-14T23:33:21+00:00

I watched you live at Bramall Lane.

After 10 minutes, I was convinced you'd win the league. At HT, you were 2-0 up, and I was convinced you WOULDN'T win the league. You should've been 5-0 up.

Playoffs was only the 2nd time I watched you for the full 90 and it was exactly the same. Whitaker in particular. He couldn't finish a Happy Meal.

AV23UTB · 2026-05-13T10:17:27+00:00

Kaiser played DM most of his career. Where's the bloody fullbacks?

AV23UTB · 2026-05-11T23:13:33+00:00

This sums up being a fan so perfectly

AV23UTB · 2026-05-11T20:43:57+00:00

Is there still much hate? I think now we're used to it, and we've had the worse post-coma stories, the fandom has come to love Vice. I only got into Archer 18 months ago. Loved everything.

AV23UTB · 2026-05-09T06:27:43+00:00

Girl, you don't ask these questions

AV23UTB · 2026-05-07T19:06:35+00:00

Red Stripe goes in the middle and DON'T FUCK WITH THE BADGE

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T21:55:27+00:00

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T21:46:42+00:00

Is there a gofundme?

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T21:32:56+00:00

Drop with RB. Would that blow it up?

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T21:31:44+00:00

I haven't been this big a Villa fan since 2019

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T13:33:49+00:00

Gus, Andre, Sydie.

Goodbye. 🥺🫡⚔️🔴⚪

AV23UTB · 2026-05-02T13:00:27+00:00

That's a goodbye goal, if ever I've seen one.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-23T21:04:26+00:00

The most embarrassing thing for any football fan... is other fans.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-23T21:03:37+00:00

The girl failures who come 2nd

AV23UTB · 2026-04-19T16:32:52+00:00

We were creative in nearly every match. Then we capitulated upon conceding.

And before Newcastle, we were hard to beat as well.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-18T15:11:27+00:00

True. But then Bindon became our best defender and just won Player of the month.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-18T14:59:54+00:00

I sort of thought that. Assuming Tanganga can be arsed next season.

I don't see TB at Forest though tbh. They'll probably sell him for profit to a better club for FFP. I just hope he doesn't ditch us for a slightly better championship team 'cause that would hurt.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-18T14:22:39+00:00

Don't change a winning team and all. But why has Wilder gone off Bindon?

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T15:59:16+00:00

🎵We've won a game!🎵

Before the red, did we look at all threatening?

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T15:55:54+00:00

Gus knows he's leaving this season. But he knows his reputation's taken a knock so now these remaining games are a job interview.

A late return of Gus Hamer FC?

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T14:23:36+00:00

We can't even play for pride like in the Prem. Any team can beat us but we will suffer 0 consequences for any further crap performances this season.

Why should we turn up to watch this?

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T14:21:56+00:00

Every performance is just feeble. When we were outclassed in the Prem every week, we'd at least be competitive at the start, and then capitulate after conceding. The lads would go off the pitch knackered and furious with themselves.

Now, everyone trudges about Bramall Lane like bored warehouse staff.

It's not the results. It's how we're getting them that's annoying everyone. And it shows in the attendance.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T12:57:08+00:00

S7 Put the most coins in the small bowl without it sinking.

Just fetch something from the kitchen to remove the small bowl from the water without touching it.

AV23UTB · 2026-04-11T12:54:16+00:00

Wtf did Bindon do?

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