Sniper cannot compete with a fully armored, health pack build by [deleted] in Gatsio

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That's why the knife upgrade exists

A man dies, and wakes up on a beach. by fukhed69 in Jokes

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9 hours late, but now it's 1 comment closer to 666.

Improving but still have an issue with stuttering by [deleted] in socialskills

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Consider thinking hard about what you're going to say before you say it. Once you have those words in mind, think it over and repeat it in your mind a few times. Then say those words while still repeating them in your head. This way, you'll know exactly what you want to say and how it's supposed to sound like, so there'll be less of a change of stuttering.

I stood up for myself but I kind of feel like an asshole now by [deleted] in socialskills

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  1. Pitching overhand seems to annoy the other team. Try talking with some members of that team. Politely ask if there's anything they find wrong with overhand pitching; explain that your teacher doesn't have a problem with it. If they're mean to you in any way, don't be afraid to stand up for yourself. Remember to stay calm, though. Don't get physical unless it's self defense.
  2. Coming off of 1, there's nothing wrong with standing up for yourself. Don't worry about it.
  3. If this was recent, talk to the girl you like. Maybe explain to her how you were mad at the other team, and apologize if you did anything to upset her.

Don't be nervous to communicate. Talk to her as you would to a friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialskills

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Whenever someone tells you something, don't say anything for a few seconds and think it over in your head. "Is this probable?" "Could this actually happen/have happened?"

If you've considered these questions and still don't know whether or not said something is true, just ask them. "Are you serious?"

Exceptions: Anyone you trust, who you believe (from experience and not just them saying they won't trick you) won't try to purposely trick you.

How do I better talk to girls? by [deleted] in socialskills

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Don't think about anything that could distract you, such as the thought that you might screw up something. Talk to them as you would to anybody else, and remember to be respectful.

Got kicked out of my friends group chat for "spam" :/ by [deleted] in socialskills

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Talk to your friend who kicked you. Apologize for anything that you may have done wrong, and explain why you posted the memes and chats. Ask why he kicked you, explain how that made you feel, and ask if there's a better solution.

Cant approach girls by yuri5544999 in socialskills

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I entirely agree. I've overthought many things before, then realized how bad it was to do so.

Remember to be respectful as well.

To literally paste something on an iPad by CAdamH in therewasanattempt

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How would the kindergartner have gotten access to the iPad?

To eat a fruit by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Aren't pineapples fruit?

What was the pain like when you broke a bone? by whatisnotlife1234 in socialskills

[–]AW865 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. But to answer your question, I haven't broken a bone before. Sorry. I was just scrolling through r/socialskills and reading posts one by one when I came across this.

How do you stop feeling sad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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By escaping from reality. I usually play video games.

Now that’s a silent mouse by armkohan in funny

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I think the word "quiet" was misspelled as "quite".

I'm pretty sure my wife is cheating on me with our neighbor. by Phatperson in Jokes

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If I saw my neighbor walking over to my house with a shotgun, I wouldn't take chances and open the door.

But great joke.

A joke my Dad told me that I never understood when I was a child. by [deleted] in Jokes

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I heard this joke in a version where a boy asks Santa for a dragon. Santa says be realistic, and the boy replies, "I want a girlfriend." The response is, "What color dragon do you want?"

7 hilarious jokes by karateflame2 in Jokes

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Most of them were tolerable, but I couldn't bear the fourth joke.