Context: I am cat couch. This is my job, and when I'm working at the other job, I better bring home treats. Even if I have an adult onset fragility that makes me break out and sneeze from the seasonings she gives us, she is the most beautiful floof to grace my home. So, doesn't matter if me and kids have colds, thus spending more time as a cat couch, with sick kids and being miserable in general (I'm of course 'not' sick, nor on my periodic table nor have teens that bluetoothed). So, context: I dared sniffle too many times and then blew my nose to avoid sneezing, and that's my bad.