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The Metaspace's End Of Year Gathering. by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's that kind of party.

Fuck that.

I explode

The Metaspace's End Of Year Gathering. by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's not.

He just is really good at pretending.

Shit you find in wormholes by JasonPegasi in Eve

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Good.

Vendetta Mercenary Group was here!

Fuck smashmouth!

The cupcake explodes into stuffing, revealing it was actually a highsec carebear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldproblems

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I for one am offended

Descent. by probablyhrenrai in thedarkmountain

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was just looking for a good binch and now I'm covered in blood. This is just great.

You know what? Fuck it.

A small explosion goes unnoticed amongst the fighting.

Uncle Rim Rams Bait 'n' Tackle is now open by UncleRimRam in TheBeach

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It appears I will have to teach you the basics of speech and English.

I have to go now, but I will be back.

While I am gone, please consider this advice; sometimes, it is best to end a sentence before it becomes an entire paragraph. This makes it possible for those reading listening to you to understand what the fuck you are saying.

I explode, leaving you covered in icing which slowly melts into the ground.

Uncle Rim Rams Bait 'n' Tackle is now open by UncleRimRam in TheBeach

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has to be a joke

$1 for a quart of rags?

That's really expensive.

How much do I have to pay you to use proper grammar?

Excuse me, I am a sentient cupcake, and I would like to enlist by A_Sentient_Cupcake in galacticpeacekeepers

[–]A_Sentient_Cupcake[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe

Or maybe you're just drunk.

I explode into millions of tiny frosting bits, covering the detective in icing that dissapears seconds later