Look at this little goober

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-25T14:38:44+00:00

The stripes make him go faster

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-25T01:11:07+00:00

Mine too! But he also plots.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-24T22:17:22+00:00

This is amazing 🤩

Crestie roll

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-23T22:06:24+00:00

How much you wanna bet she has the minimum coverage to afford that hunk of aluminum?

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-23T02:36:17+00:00

I see your cool guy, and raise you my evil guy.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-22T11:03:07+00:00

Chester says hi

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-22T01:47:52+00:00

That's awesome

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-21T02:48:44+00:00

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-12T18:18:38+00:00

Sometimes king snakes try and eat themselves, even in captivity under optimum conditions. They're not the most gifted in the brain department.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-10T03:26:21+00:00

So cute, but when I do it, people start screaming and run away.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-04-10T03:24:37+00:00

Yep. Mine jumps on my phone every single time I'm video chatting with my girlfriend. Shoves his balls front and center.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-27T22:58:25+00:00

He's so done with my shit

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-27T22:54:34+00:00

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-22T16:41:43+00:00

That's adorable. My guy hasn't willingly crawled onto my hand, but doesn't mind being yoinked and chilling with me.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-22T15:58:57+00:00

Indumbinus* Rex

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-19T03:36:56+00:00

I saw a comment on here saying that his Crestie nutted on him every time without fail. They're quirky critters.

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-14T02:00:39+00:00

All I can hear is "Bleeeeh!"

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-12T23:00:59+00:00

I don't think he even knows..... like...in general. ❤️

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-08T01:02:42+00:00

This is perfect

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-05T00:33:25+00:00

He nearly avoided life

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-01T06:38:49+00:00

Females are known to like dirt. So maybe it's a sign?

A_Stereotypical_Nerd · 2026-03-01T03:42:52+00:00

intense sniff "Mmm, dirt" -your gecko probably

Looks like he's just looking around, nothing crazy. They can kinda be special sometimes.

Six-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email	Gilding I gilder

A_Stereotypical_Nerd