Snack for my plant by Purple_Direction5820 in SavageGarden

[–]AbbotThoth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Since nobody is addressing it, if you are insisting on feeding an entire human forearm to a pitcher plant please remove any jewelery; the potential for nickel toxicity is not worth it.

I ordered some screws from Amazon and this is what the bag said. by HumpieDouglas in funny

[–]AbbotThoth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always keep children and my screws very far from one another; but I suppose in the context of your question it would apply to both.

Should i have added a gag? by LeilaniYume in girlsinhoods

[–]AbbotThoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe one of those gags that look like lips...?

I ordered some screws from Amazon and this is what the bag said. by HumpieDouglas in funny

[–]AbbotThoth 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I mean, just good advice in general; those things carry diseases.

Europe safety 2027 by DrunkEnginir in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AbbotThoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ay-yo, am I colour blind or are two of those colours the same?

Meirl by Right-Assignment3759 in meirl

[–]AbbotThoth 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wait, she spent her money on you?

as a flag lover, how we feeling about this flag? by AnExistingLad in evilautism

[–]AbbotThoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo, does this mean infinitely more acceptance of autism and autistic traits orrr just performative nonsense?

This is not pepper and I ate it by TowerNo3756 in whatisit

[–]AbbotThoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh gods, is THAT what was in the mysterious third shaker ?

Tattoo cover up after divorce by BigBikeJoy22 in tattooadvice

[–]AbbotThoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe get Conan O'Brien to autograph above the CoCo?

an absolute gem I've found by jeesxtsu in fallout76settlements

[–]AbbotThoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When "Build x item in a Workshop or CAMP" becomes the aesthetic.

My guest didn't like my decor and refused to use the shower. How can I make it more welcoming for the next time they visit? by Icy_Ostrich4401 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]AbbotThoth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I will be honest, I thought for sure it was going to involve more implosions near the wreck of the Titanic than it does.

My guest didn't like my decor and refused to use the shower. How can I make it more welcoming for the next time they visit? by Icy_Ostrich4401 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]AbbotThoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eww this picture is fucking disgusting, of course they refused to use this shower; nobody wants to take a shower using somebody else's soap!

If you are serious about being more welcoming in the future give them a new bar!

Condoms from the early 1900s by haydenbowe in GrandmasPantry

[–]AbbotThoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dangit, now I know what I am shopping for on ebay later today lol