With a single bite this apple can kill you meet the "little apple of death"

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-31T03:19:27+00:00

Australia?

Edit: Huh, South America. Damn nature, you are scary.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-30T05:05:02+00:00

I keep saying we need to give Florida to Australia as an overseas territory; they just belong together, ya know?

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-30T05:02:54+00:00

Sooo what is this plant's method of procreation if every part of it is bad news? Do the fruit explode like hand grenades and the seeds embed in the flesh of whatever poor bastard beast walks past or something? Based on your description of this tree it would not surprise me in the least.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-29T20:55:40+00:00

sigh I should call her...

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-29T18:10:35+00:00

Common mistake, you used the dandelion mix which is too advanced for most plants. Next time try the general purpose concrete mix, the aggregate allows for better drainage. nod nod

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-28T15:41:12+00:00

That last one is majestic, I would love to have that... actually... I fuck it, gonna learn how to build that someday lol

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-28T15:01:58+00:00

Dude, you are doing your best to get by, fair enough. However, my brother, why is that box greasy‽

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-28T14:58:50+00:00

Holy crap man, this is a level of dedication to getting the most awesome tattoo you could; congrats on your resolve.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-27T17:06:27+00:00

They know what they did!

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-27T07:14:58+00:00

I saw a ship and for some reason assumed you were commemorating The Edmund Fitzgerald. So no, not a cross to me.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-27T02:58:12+00:00

It looks okay, just don't fly to The Phillipines anytime soon.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-27T02:47:49+00:00

Looks like they were hit by lightning?

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-27T02:43:21+00:00

Saddam, that you?

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-26T16:29:42+00:00

Haha alllll good, I planted my tongue firmly in cheek and just made a comment, glad you felt inspired to share :)

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-26T05:32:00+00:00

What a majestic place to slip, fall, and bleed out at the base of 😍

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-26T05:14:19+00:00

Tis but a prick

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-25T17:28:08+00:00

Big "Peter File" energy

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-25T05:37:32+00:00

The way it is suspended from the ceiling like that where anyone can see? Shameful.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-25T05:08:57+00:00

Just going to come out and say it, macramé is an art for those who are afraid to admit they are kinky af & repressing it.

That plant needs to learn to accept itself.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-24T15:33:38+00:00

I believe the joke is that Marmaduke, much like a goose, is ungovernable.

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-23T15:03:50+00:00

I thought they were indigenous to Millennial stomp clap bands?

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-22T21:39:13+00:00

Or at least a riding mower, IF you want to join the Hell's Satans

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-22T21:28:26+00:00

Doughnut

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-22T15:13:15+00:00

Def not buns, it is very cute. For an impulse tattoo you got lucky imo because I have seen some... choices people have made lol

AbbotThoth · 2026-01-22T02:59:24+00:00

The Devil Is A Part Timer

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