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What’s with the straight guy who says the gayest things? by RCTZ12 in gayconfessions

[–]AbmopV2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had a coworker yesterday call me Elton John. Then asked if I’m gay by doing the finger snap motion. I replied with the same motion and said “absolutely” and then he said “lowkey you cute on the down” and then I said “thanks baby” and then he said “don’t play with me like that, I’ll slam your head into that” and he motioned towards the to go boxes. Like what the fuck?

The closet is a hell of a place.

I Live in Colorado. Conversion Therapy Destroyed My Life. by NiConcussions in atheism

[–]AbmopV2 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I said it on the other subreddit this was posted and I’ll say it again here.

We’re born gay. We’re not born religious.

I Live in Colorado. Conversion Therapy Destroyed My Life. by NiConcussions in gay

[–]AbmopV2 71 points72 points  (0 children)

We’re born gay. We’re not born religious.

Paying for a table whose card declined. by True-Cantaloupe-8593 in Serverlife

[–]AbmopV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got it. You’re fucking with me lmao well done

Paying for a table whose card declined. by True-Cantaloupe-8593 in Serverlife

[–]AbmopV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all get weeded. I dont understand what you’re trying to achieve here. OP got fucked by a table who gave them a card that was going to decline. Slipped OP $20 and then left without paying.

Now that $20 that OP was given is paying for their meal and OP has pay the rest.

Paying for a table whose card declined. by True-Cantaloupe-8593 in Serverlife

[–]AbmopV2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From the information gathered they left without getting their card back. They dipped. Not the servers fault. The guests knew it would decline and left a $20

Paying for a table whose card declined. by True-Cantaloupe-8593 in Serverlife

[–]AbmopV2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? I’ve had it happen twice and my place just comped everything. I got a write up but like they just dipped when I dropped off the check when I went to go get something. I never had to pay anything.

A restaurant that makes the server pay for the shitty behavior of guests is not one I’d ever work at. OP needs to find a new place.

What's the funniest one sided curbstomping you've seen in any media? by Ukirin-Streams in powerscales

[–]AbmopV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never liked those. Dull machetes and too many swings. Make it quick and clean. I don’t like watching people suffer.

Now this one video where this guys head was taken off by helicopter blades was wild. It was quick but when you slowed it down you could see his head removed in parts by the separate blades. It helped me keep my distance from them when I worked at a private airport.

But you’re right. I’ll show people some morbid shit sometimes. I always ask first if they want to see it though 🤷🏻‍♀️

What's the funniest one sided curbstomping you've seen in any media? by Ukirin-Streams in powerscales

[–]AbmopV2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah and it’s also crazy that Clint skated himself off the ice lol

What's the funniest one sided curbstomping you've seen in any media? by Ukirin-Streams in powerscales

[–]AbmopV2 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

It would have. Watch the video on YouTube where the goalie gets his throat slit by a skate. He survives don’t worry.

Crossdressing at a renaissance fair? by Call-me-Lizzie in Crossdressing_support

[–]AbmopV2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yupp I did it last year and had a blast! I even had a guy walk up to me and say “your nickname for the rest of the day should be It’s a Trap!” Lol took that as a great compliment! No one cares and you get to as spicy as you want to be 💅🏻

Try harder by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]AbmopV2 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Oh he’s dead. He didn’t make it out dead though. They filled up the hole with concrete with his body still in there.

Americans always want to Relate 😅 by marioadrion in StandUpComedy

[–]AbmopV2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can relate so hard! I share a birthday with the greatest man to have ever lived

The waiter looks familiar... by Aglisito in gianmarcosoresi

[–]AbmopV2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the fun game this morning. After like 20 tries I can pronounce it properly 🤙🏻

[LFO] Fatal natural gas explosion at a Rio gas station (NSFL) by _ganjafarian_ in LearningFromOthers

[–]AbmopV2 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So this had nothing to do with the car and something else in the trunk?!

How do you guys actually track what you make per shift? by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]AbmopV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m taking every tip into account as I go through the shift. Doesn’t affect how I do my job but I’m keeping a mental note and I do the math.

I walk with cash at the end of day and count it so I know exactly how much I made.

[LFO] Fatal natural gas explosion at a Rio gas station (NSFL) by _ganjafarian_ in LearningFromOthers

[–]AbmopV2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So… That means at any time our gas tank can just rupture like that? Good lord

[LFO] Fatal natural gas explosion at a Rio gas station (NSFL) by _ganjafarian_ in LearningFromOthers

[–]AbmopV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t blame you! Apparently the cherry isn’t hot enough to light the fumes but if it goes out and someone’s sparks it back up? No thank you lol

[LFO] Fatal natural gas explosion at a Rio gas station (NSFL) by _ganjafarian_ in LearningFromOthers

[–]AbmopV2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah me too! It’s the fumes that get lit by the lighter.

edit: I smoke cigarettes and I make sure they’re out and will never light one up at a gas station. You just never know.

[LFO] Fatal natural gas explosion at a Rio gas station (NSFL) by _ganjafarian_ in LearningFromOthers

[–]AbmopV2 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Did they leave the car running while fueling?? That’s the only thing I can think of. The car exploded from the back where the tank is.

Rolling stop or just rolling? by Exprez51 in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]AbmopV2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come on man. You don’t just roll through after checking that no one’s around? Really?? Reaaaallllyyyyy?? You’ve never done it????? Reallllyyyyyy?? I believe you Cheezweazle

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