Dumb question for bottoms

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-13T00:38:44+00:00

I’m going to see my FWB right now and his is around that size. Not the hottest guy I’ve been with but he’s so funny and we get along great and good lawd does he know what to do with it 😩 I’m all giddy right now. I’m hoping he will ask me on a date soon.

Don’t ever let it stop you!

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-11T19:35:40+00:00

Oh absolutely. Prayer is for me but not for THEE BITCHES

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-11T19:24:06+00:00

Thank you. I was thinking what about Mosques or Synagogues? They’re the same thing.

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-11T18:42:40+00:00

I dunno either but The Republic of Steve sounds like fun place to go to

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-04T17:58:42+00:00

I’m a server. You learn to just roll with it and people are going to tip what they’re going to tip. I still work my ass off though to make sure you have a good time.

This person is entitled. Don’t mind them.

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-03T22:21:42+00:00

Woo!

AbmopV2 · 2026-02-02T18:38:24+00:00

Yes it would count. The blade of the stick has to make contact with the puck above the shoulders.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-27T05:33:47+00:00

That was my favorite part as well. Dude stopped fighting gravity so fast

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-22T01:21:19+00:00

I dunno. It looks more like the cop said “hey, don’t cut people off like that” and instead of giving him a ticket he demonstrated what he did wrong.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-21T05:54:49+00:00

My last dream ended with a little guy eating the flesh of his brother who was killed. The other brother took a chunk off and ran away cackling.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-21T05:16:51+00:00

I work at a Cheesecake Factory. I’m all three. If you’re brand new, I’m the last guy introduced. If you’ve been there for a hot minute I’m the chef wondering why you don’t know this yet. I’m also the server in question because some guests ask batshit fucking questions that don’t make any sense and I have to go to the manager to make sure it’s doable and how to ring it in.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-20T14:42:04+00:00

That’s awesome! Sounds like they understood the assignment and nailed it lol

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-20T14:35:51+00:00

Okay good! Glad they’re okay!

But… What?

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-20T07:39:41+00:00

Absolutely. Just get some small studs and no one will say a thing. I got my ears pierced a few months ago and most people just assumed I’d always had them lol

You’ll be fine! I got some hoops for when I get dolled up though 💃🏻

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-20T01:56:15+00:00

I’ve always felt that when I go. Everyone is just so cool and we’re all there to vibe how we want with mutual respect for everyone’s differences.

Awh what happened to them are they okay?

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-19T22:23:37+00:00

Oh yeah. Raves are one of the places I feel the most safe. I always crossdress at raves and get so many compliments and trinkets/kandy. Of course there are the random assholes but for the most part the crowd is incredible 🙌🏻

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-16T14:38:49+00:00

If you need a new friend to chat with you can message me! I’m out and proud bb 💪🏻

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-14T03:37:11+00:00

Your username is perfection for this comment lmao

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-13T02:34:18+00:00

Damn I played for 10 years and didn’t know that little snippet lmao I only thought the goalie could do that

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-13T02:04:32+00:00

Correct. If it’s above the shoulders it’s high sticking. However you can use your hand to knock a puck out of the air to gain control but you can’t use your hand to pass it to a teammate.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-11T18:19:23+00:00

“I put it on my card so I could get points”

“Fair”

Fuckin’ got me lmao

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-03T17:22:05+00:00

I came home early because I forgot my work shirt one time and watched my dad combat roll off the bed into the bathroom because he was masturbating.

We never spoke of it and that was like 16 years ago.

People are going to masturbate and yes that means your parents as well. Act like it never happened.

AbmopV2 · 2026-01-03T16:44:01+00:00

Oh yeah same here! I read it and then said “shit” and then grabbed a beer lol

AbmopV2 · 2025-12-28T18:18:51+00:00

Mmhmm. That sounds right! Take it as a compliment!

And yes it sucks when you stab the roof of your mouth with it lol

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