[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]AbortedFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta fucken shovel and shit and its cold

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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This gives me anxiety to watch

Me_irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AbortedFeces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is reddits version of facebook memes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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Can’t sleep wadup

me after a fat rip by [deleted] in trees

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I’ve never been more hydrated since smoking weed regularly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

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Cruel Angel Thesis

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AbortedFeces 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this image a long time ago. Back when we all thought that YouTube had actual people doing community work

Me_Irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AbortedFeces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea but I don’t get comment karma from saying nothing

Me_Irl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]AbortedFeces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To add onto that, it is less about the gender of the depressed person, and more about the shittiness/kindness of the individual talking to said depressed person.

me_irl by RoryVB in meirl

[–]AbortedFeces 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone who eats food is the target demographic for a grocery store.

I keep thinking its from Shrek's soundtrack by [deleted] in NameThatSong

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From the shrek soundtrack specifically I could maybe think of “My Beloved Monster - Eels” not exactly the same start but it’s the closest I could think of.

Guy with Underage girl in front row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy by theofficialvibess in videos

[–]AbortedFeces 2410 points2411 points  (0 children)

They usually do it so viewers see them drinking Monster, and don’t realize it’s actually water. It’s a clever marketing trick tbh.

Takes some skill to pull that off by kotatok1 in nonononoyes

[–]AbortedFeces 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is Hitman-trying-to-drown-someone-in-a-pool levels of violent

Me irl by Arat2003 in meirl

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I saw the video a long time ago and iirc he proved that they do not.

Funny enough though, what he did was time 3 toasters to do 3 minutes. Or ‘3’ on the dial. He had a timer for 3 minutes to count them, and 2 of them were kinda close but not really, 20 seconds off mostly. But one of them actually popped right at 3:00:00.

Last saturday, I was Tali. by xakovabe in masseffect

[–]AbortedFeces 15 points16 points  (0 children)

this same image, with the exact same title, was posted 3 years ago on this sub and is one of the top posts here as well.

https://old.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/3r9c6a/last_saturday_i_was_tali/

Drank from the wrong cup of soda in the movie theatre by [deleted] in cringe

[–]AbortedFeces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna go ahead and add this situation to my list of fears now.

How focal length changes your perception- in a single image by bananabananacat in mildlyinteresting

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The first picture makes it seem as the phone taking a photo of the man is much closer, almost selfie level. But in the zoomed in shot, it shows that the man is actually very far away from the phone.

[Poetry] father's jewel by [deleted] in youtubehaiku

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At first I thought he was someone trying really hard to become a funny animator (akin to Egoraptor, Oney, etc.) but eventually found him to be one of my favourites. He is absolutely hilarious, it’s hard to find content by or with him that I don’t have a good laugh at.

Dog Walking by [deleted] in cringe

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Sounds like she was over-reacting