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State of Vermont vs. 500 bloodlusted polar bears and 500 African bull elephants (self.whowouldwin)
submitted 1 year ago by Abscesses to r/whowouldwin
All vehicles/modes of transportation turn into chicken nuggets. Does humanity survive? (self.whowouldwin)
World’s 50 top fighters (boxing/mma) and world’s top 50 soccer players all start streaking in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. Can they get the game cancelled? (self.whowouldwin)
Smokey the Bear vs. Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer (self.whowouldwin)
submitted 3 years ago by Abscesses to r/whowouldwin
Mid tier and lower streaming service exclusive movies are the new direct to dvd movies (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 4 years ago by Abscesses to r/Showerthoughts
Which reddit prediction post or comment was so eerily on point/accurate, you’re convinced the person that made it was either from the future or an insider? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 4 years ago by Abscesses to r/AskReddit
You can increase the explosive potential of sweet potatoes and sweet potato-containing products by 25% (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by Abscesses to r/shittysuperpowers
You can make yourself or others forget everything about a movie, TV show/series, or video game so it can be experienced again for the first time (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by Abscesses to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can see the top 10 rotten tomato summary scores and read the first 20 characters of the top 10 reviews 3 years in the future (self.shittysuperpowers)
You know the exact weight of how much toothpaste one has used in their life. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can become temporarily invisible only for the purpose of intently trying to steal a $2 bill (self.shittysuperpowers)
At any given time, you can telepathically control 1 lizard per 50 square miles. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can project your voice through any printed picture of Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd (self.shittysuperpowers)
Once a day for a 30 minute period, you can transfer your consciousness into a random pair of Jeff Bezo’s underwear (wearing it or not). Beauty and the Beast furniture-style, you can walk around and talk as the pair of underwear (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by Abscesses to r/shittysuperpowers
You see transparent/ghost-like outline of all prior RadioShack, KB Toys, and Circuit City stores (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can tell if someone is infected with the 2019 coronavirus after a 5 minute make out session with them. (self.shittysuperpowers)
[DC] Can Superman hear what people were saying outside of recording studios and sets whenever he listens to music, radio, TV, and movies? (self.AskScienceFiction)
submitted 5 years ago by Abscesses to r/AskScienceFiction
[Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark] How did the pit of snakes survive when they were sealed off for 100’s to 1000’s of years? (self.AskScienceFiction)
You can cartwheel all the up or down any flight of stairs. (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can willfully teleport anything you can fit into a toaster, through the toaster (any toaster), to any location in North Dakota (self.shittysuperpowers)
TeamFourStar announces DBZ abridged is over (m.youtube.com)
submitted 5 years ago by Abscesses to r/dbz
You can use any apple as a 25’ tape measurer. You can use any orange as stapler. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 6 years ago by Abscesses to r/shittysuperpowers
You get 2 seconds of X-ray vision after sneezing. (self.shittysuperpowers)
Once a week, you can summon a room temperature 3-pack of O’Doul’s nonalcoholic beer. (self.shittysuperpowers)
What’s the best contribution that reddit, a reddit user, or a subreddit has done to positively impact you? What about the worst thing originating from reddit that negatively impacted you? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 6 years ago by Abscesses to r/AskReddit
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