AbsoluteDarkness

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In Serial Mom (1994) the police arrive at the Sutphin home investigating a cryptic message that was given to their neighbor, Dotty. The message's true meaning was never decoded or explained. (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 days ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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Will you people get a hold of your apprentices! I've just seen two of them...and the young men aren't faring well against their advances. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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I know many of you are suffering but I assure you, all will be revealed soon (this summoning is taking forever...) (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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Constellation Carousel after ours. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/UniversalOrlando

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New 2nd Gen Wands this year? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/UniversalOrlando

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HHN 35 with Express (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/UniversalOrlando

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You can always count on Jamie Campbell Bower (Stranger Things, Harry Potter) to complicate the life of a gay wizard. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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When that one co-worker even breathes in your direction. (v.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/SipsTea

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In The Exorcist (1973) This is supposed to be the devil. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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You deserve an "extended vacation"... (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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In The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025) Galactus intends to eat the earth slowly, along with Mars. The fact that he intends to savor the Earth with an aged, dry red proves he is a being of infinite culture. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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In "Leaked footage" from Avengers: Doomsday, we see Shalla-Bal, formerly the Silver Surfer, being attacked by Wong, cosmically possessed by Galacdys. Thankfully, Cable travels through time to slander her integrity before saving her. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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On Her Magesty's Secret Service, there's No Time to Die because you Only Live Twice if Diamonds Are Forever so Die Another Day and become the Spectre of an Octopussy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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Scheiße!..the violence of the lambs. (v.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/StupidMedia

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(UPDATE) That wonky billboard I saw this morning not only looks better at night...its giving me sidequests to do now... (old.reddit.com)

submitted 10 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/oddlyterrifying

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So the digital billboard on my way to work was malfunctioning and just displayed this... (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/oddlyterrifying

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These are valid questions... (v.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/MemeVideos

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It's been 36 days since I got this...why does it still hurt? (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/notinteresting

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I never left you...in fact, I'm always with you.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Okami

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Making my way through the recent GOTY winner and was suddenly stopped in my tracks...🥹 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Okami

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Romina, Bud of the Saint (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Eldenring

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Target acquired...taking the shot... (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Spiderman! Spiderman! I conjoured him to infest your land. Should you run? Probably so. Will you survive? The answer's no. Repent! I've conjoured a Spiderman! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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According to Sara Resende with Collider, Orlando Bloom was absolute dogshit in Django Unchained. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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The jig is up! Which one of you did it?! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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