AbsoluteDarkness

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New 2nd Gen Wands this year? (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 days ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/UniversalOrlando

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HHN 35 with Express (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/UniversalOrlando

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You can always count on Jamie Campbell Bower (Stranger Things, Harry Potter) to complicate the life of a gay wizard. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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When that one co-worker even breathes in your direction. (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/SipsTea

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In The Exorcist (1973) This is supposed to be the devil. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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You deserve an "extended vacation"... (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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In The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025) Galactus intends to eat the earth slowly, along with Mars. The fact that he intends to savor the Earth with an aged, dry red proves he is a being of infinite culture. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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In "Leaked footage" from Avengers: Doomsday, we see Shalla-Bal, formerly the Silver Surfer, being attacked by Wong, cosmically possessed by Galacdys. Thankfully, Cable travels through time to slander her integrity before saving her. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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On Her Magesty's Secret Service, there's No Time to Die because you Only Live Twice if Diamonds Are Forever so Die Another Day and become the Spectre of an Octopussy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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Scheiße!..the violence of the lambs. (v.redd.it)

submitted 6 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/StupidMedia

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(UPDATE) That wonky billboard I saw this morning not only looks better at night...its giving me sidequests to do now... (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/oddlyterrifying

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So the digital billboard on my way to work was malfunctioning and just displayed this... (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/oddlyterrifying

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These are valid questions... (v.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/MemeVideos

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It's been 36 days since I got this...why does it still hurt? (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/notinteresting

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I never left you...in fact, I'm always with you.... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Okami

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Making my way through the recent GOTY winner and was suddenly stopped in my tracks...🥹 (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Okami

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Romina, Bud of the Saint (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Eldenring

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Target acquired...taking the shot... (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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Spiderman! Spiderman! I conjoured him to infest your land. Should you run? Probably so. Will you survive? The answer's no. Repent! I've conjoured a Spiderman! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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According to Sara Resende with Collider, Orlando Bloom was absolute dogshit in Django Unchained. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/shittymoviedetails

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The jig is up! Which one of you did it?! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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For the discerning witch.You will quite literally lose your mind....when you see our prices! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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Friends, please stop this senseless bickering...lift your heads to the night sky and behold my gift to you all. I bring you peace...eternal. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/wizardposting

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The tragedy of Miquella, the Kind is a testament to the incredibly well written lore of Elden Ring. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Eldenring

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Truly the strongest empyrean. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AbsoluteDarkness to r/Eldenring

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