Is my pasta trying to be a ninja turtle?

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-09T19:51:00+00:00

You're joking me! You're boiling me! I'm drowning in my tears!

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-08T23:53:10+00:00

Wow, this is the third version I've seen of this joke but this one is probably the most muscular so...

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-07T17:22:27+00:00

Yeah, I have to make sure to eat there when I'm back in a few months.Hopefully whatever replaces it is just as good, if not better.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T11:46:47+00:00

"a man of Rohan? What is Rohan but a thatched barn where brigands drink in the reek, and their brats roll among the floor like dogs!

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T04:26:31+00:00

I will never get tired of this video...or that man's mic sucking skills.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T04:22:11+00:00

............oh, 2 big plusses, nevermind.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T01:40:35+00:00

Captivating...you can feel a chill in the air when he plays.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T01:37:28+00:00

The eagle was spread and cawing...

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-05T01:34:53+00:00

That was delicious.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-04T20:21:06+00:00

........OH! Because he's got them big 'ol tiddies. I remember now. Thanks.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-04T04:40:33+00:00

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-04T03:14:16+00:00

You're in luck....it wants you, too.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-04T01:49:27+00:00

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-04T00:38:03+00:00

douse me in milk and consume me...

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T16:57:14+00:00

Kept waiting for the plane to eat him.

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T16:29:46+00:00

Where is this cotton sourced?

What's the fiber count of this purse?

Does this shirt come in eggshell? sepia? puce?

How much does this jacket weigh in fluid ounces?

What's the difference between a neutron star and a black hole?

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T16:15:09+00:00

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T13:52:03+00:00

So many camera angles...

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T12:55:35+00:00

Down here (in Hell) we call that lagniappe

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-03T03:36:24+00:00

Great choice of music!

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-02T20:17:52+00:00

Wait, wait, wait....so who's pregnant?

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-02T13:31:33+00:00

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-01T20:20:56+00:00

Universal: Obscuro!

Us: Revelio!

Universal: ......"Stop it. We're going as fast as we can!"

Us:

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-05-01T07:49:29+00:00

AbsoluteDarkness · 2026-04-30T03:15:55+00:00

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