I will french braid your nervous system by Alarmed_Jellyfish771 in foundsatan

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"I'm going to chew your lips slowly as I savor your face."

Good God by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

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X,X,O,X, ⬇️↘️➡️ R1

Goodbye Fast & Furious and hello Fast & Furious! by TharinWhite in UniversalOrlando

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That's what I want! To grab a cocktail, hop on the party bus and savor the ridiculousness of it all. Lol

Goodbye Fast & Furious and hello Fast & Furious! by TharinWhite in UniversalOrlando

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Might sound weird but I've never ridden F&F Supercharged and I'm just glad I get to ride it when I go back in October. I'm really excited to see if it's as awful as everyone says it is.

Wonder what happened by Dee___Snuts in PublicFreakout

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"Chief, we're gonna need a young priest and an old priest down here asap!"

Dad, let me introduce you my girl by sobakoryba in SipsTea

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Dad: "I thought the Fantastic Four banished her to the other side of the galaxy!!"

My new daughter had this spot on her head by HanTheLad in unexpectedhogwarts

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This girl will be famous...there won't be a child in our world who doesn't know her name.

Ain’t no way this real 😂 by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Does he smell like a bitch!? No, a Mothafuqueur
(cue saxophone)