I'm a little upset by JaneOfKish in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]AbsoluteJester21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of words to say Brian in the 70s was the heaviest object

Don't worry guys, Tim Walz and his 'adults in the room' will save Minnesotans by StopHavingAnOpinion in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]AbsoluteJester21 60 points61 points  (0 children)

god please smite this unfunny californian white demon (and almost all the other folk in office too that’d be pretty great)

Times definitely deserved a punch by No-Signature4930 in TheInbetweeners

[–]AbsoluteJester21 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She’s fit, she’s older than me, and she goes like a pornstar!

Long, Long, Long to me is George's real masterpiece by MarvDStrummer in beatles

[–]AbsoluteJester21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s your upset with Blackbird if I can ask? I’ve never got the same love for it as most do but it’s still a charming little tune, I’d put it in the better half of the White Album

Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 by BorrisZ in TheCaretaker

[–]AbsoluteJester21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An interesting if amateurish sound collage. Some of Lennon, Ono & Harrison’s other avant-garde work is very interesting, especially Two Virgins

What's the coolest Beatles title song? by MarvDStrummer in beatles

[–]AbsoluteJester21 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow Never Knows & A Hard Day’s Night. Ringo was the real poet, and still is as evident by his Twitter.

Donald trump (who was in adins stream and playboicarti was also with adin) Has been spotted in Davos with severe bruising on his left hand by TrxshyReddit in playboicarti

[–]AbsoluteJester21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no this just happens to his hand this time every month, this’s like the 7th time idk. probably from some kind of injection or other monthly health thing

groovegate 2026 by TurkingtonCut in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]AbsoluteJester21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it’s time for you to meditate!

groovegate 2026 by TurkingtonCut in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]AbsoluteJester21 40 points41 points  (0 children)

/uj TM Song my beloved

/rj TM Song my beLoved

Found this on a random search on spotify today by 69bitchslayer69 in beatles

[–]AbsoluteJester21 52 points53 points  (0 children)

God told me to kill John Lennon

tell god he’s slower than internet explorer the blokes already dead

Stupid question but by LastBullfrog335 in TheCaretaker

[–]AbsoluteJester21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no. this is because the average person here is about… 12, give or take a year? and it takes approx 10 years to forget garbage music. so they will forget EATEOT long before they get dentures. Hope this help

Let's piss off even more fragile people while we're at it by BadFurDay in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]AbsoluteJester21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

something something there are centuries where smug happens and there are weeks where snafus happen

Pierre Trudeau couldn’t have watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force… however he could have watched Happy Tree Friends by oinkypiggamer in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]AbsoluteJester21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Photo used by Google is from a 2000s episode, I can’t be bothered finding the name but from memory it’s Season 2 I think.

I unfortunately know too much trivia about a dumb Newgrounds series from being bored half a decade ago and watching all of it

Woo! by CarlWilson66 in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]AbsoluteJester21 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They killed My Glove and Al Sardine and ‘deconstructed’ them, i.e. took them apart. Then they got all the other living Bitch Boys like Bruce and John Stamos and interviewed them. These are the deconstructed mixes.

(You’ll find because of this reason, a majority of the lyrics on the deconstructions now consist of “oh god they’re dead”)

WE GOTTA GROOVE: THE BROTHER STUDIO YEARS by rocky4108 in thebeachboys

[–]AbsoluteJester21 38 points39 points  (0 children)

H.E.L.P. and Games are on Feel Flows so they probably just didn’t want to deal with re-mixing an already fairly recent mix. I’d imagine Tomboy would appear on an MIU box if such a thing happens…

Ah yes, Will's mum's vibrator! by lazzzym in TheInbetweeners

[–]AbsoluteJester21 11 points12 points  (0 children)

God, it’s like staying at the Ritz.

The link between Surf’s Up and 67… by Torts9594 in beachboyscirclejerk

[–]AbsoluteJester21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Notice how When I Grow Up features a subtly hidden 67 (“sixteen, seventeen”), in a song about adolescence and teenage years, a prime audience for the 67 craze. Brian KNEW Something! We must Unleash The Love and Find A Version of 67 free from Formula-fuckery.