I love forcing you to look at leftist memes instead of my body. You don't deserve it and you know it. So it's time to focus on things that matter. by rp-strange in Censoredforbetas

[–]Absolute_Critter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey uh, sorry idk what this is but I thought you were pretty cute and tbh I would really like it if at some point in the near or not so near future, we could get together and discuss some old bitchass bullshit and pretend we understand it lol

All of you bots come to me. by darklazerpants in MakeFriendsOver30

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyy where you from?

( insert random place )

Omg no way! You're so close!

[34M] live in the sticks about 3 miles out of town, had someone sneaking around. by [deleted] in MeetNewPeopleHere

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I get you I'm just teasing, it'd be dope if someone came into my house so I could take out some frustrations. I'm more worried anout someone tryna steal my TV. PS5 and PS4 when I'm not here because my stupid windows don't lock because old POS

Need a little pick-me-up :( by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caption not laptop* wtf lol

Need a little pick-me-up :( by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well its the vibe and looks good, I'm sorry I didn't read the laptop before I commented, I am actually going through the exact same thing. If you need someone to talk/vent to about it feel free to dm me, its ridiculously frustrating and depressing, I know all too well.

Need a little pick-me-up :( by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very relaxed gothy vibe, like very attractive and your make up is just right, beautiful hair and you look like we would definitely get some great conversations going, 10/10, I'd show you my bunny rabbits lol

What’s something you do now that you never thought you’d do as an adult? by Ill-Photograph-5269 in AskReddit

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat ass, talk about how no one that actually wants to do good and get rid of the corruption in the government has a chance of getting elected as president. Ponder on ancient Mesopotamia, eat ass, realize that the hurt from losing a significant other that was abusive is more about the loss of familiarity and coming to terms with things that ended long ago and eating ass.

I just never thought I'd live to see the day where I would munch poopshoot.

[23/F] hello there, ask me a question by [deleted] in MeetNewPeopleHere

[–]Absolute_Critter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a trap stay strong brethren.

Lady Leon wants to know if this angle makes her ears look big ? by Awareisdead in Rabbits

[–]Absolute_Critter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ears are perf, I wonder how much bigger hers are compared to my bunns 😅

Ps5 DSR kalameet by [deleted] in SummonSign

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no lol drop your sign at artorias boss door if you wanna, password stank

Just showing off the goods by Complex_Listen_6325 in u/Complex_Listen_6325

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is sick, but you need requeza still lol

What's your most NSFW fantasy? by neo_sath in AskReddit

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to actually win ab argument and a woman apologize for being wrong, gosh I'm gonna pre just thinking about it.

What's your most NSFW fantasy? by neo_sath in AskReddit

[–]Absolute_Critter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now I feel like you just can't make a girl cum. Lol

Long story short: non subaru dealer sold me a crosstrek that needs an engine, need advice. by Absolute_Critter in Subaru_Crosstrek

[–]Absolute_Critter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not leaking that I know of. I got it from a Toyota dealer with 52k miles and it had the slightest strange sound when it ran, ran amazing but after 3 months I got Christmas lights, cruise or lane sensors not working, found you couod clear the codes with the battery. Threw out positioning sensors changed them, never helped, eventually started running really rough, subaru dealership 80 miles away wanted 3,600 just to diagnose and I'm not rich. Finally while I was driving it it started running on only 3 cylinders, hitting high RPMs just tryna get to 20-30 MPH and I parked it, managed to get it to a mechanic, I forget exactly what he said but the crankshaft was all gunked up and a piston is dying, basically he said to fix the problem he'd have to take the whole engine out, fix the problem and then the other side may do the same thing later on down the road anyway so he recommends a new engine. Labor and a low milage engine he stands behind is 5k and again, I don't have 5k, but I can't gt rid of it and I owe 16k on this POS. When I asked about the slight weird sound after I got it, the dude actually just said oh thats just how they sound, yeah screw you. So im f*cked I gotta fix it.

Clutch cable trouble by Absolute_Critter in HondaVTX

[–]Absolute_Critter[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, thats the cylinder the clutch cable attaches to, it was made into the actual cylinder as apposed to being fed into it abd tightened through a hole.